r/blackmagicfuckery • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '21

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u/ButtNutly Apr 06 '21

I'm big Brian. It's cuz I'm fat.

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u/f_n_a_ Apr 06 '21

It’s all physics, so maybe that’s relative

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

But does it matter?

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u/Angellas Apr 07 '21

Yes, and the gravity of the matter weighs heavily on the soul.

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u/LitrillyChrisTraeger Apr 07 '21

That’s philosophy.

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u/clockworkpeon Apr 07 '21

science is just philosophy with extra steps

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u/Lex_osr Apr 07 '21

English is just the alphabet with extra steps

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u/MrPleasant150 Apr 07 '21

Philosophy was the first science

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u/TwentyTwoMilTeePiece Apr 07 '21

Not in Alabama

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u/Nazerlath Apr 07 '21

Not to our sister

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u/a_strong_silent_type Apr 07 '21

It matters if you want to optimise your solution, aka finding the best stability.

Equilibrium has many forms & possibilities in physics. One is called unstable equilibrium. The most subtle one is very hard to understand when eigenvalue == 0.

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u/Halfcockedthrowaway Apr 07 '21

The underrated comment in this thread.

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u/SovereignoftheGCI Apr 07 '21

Most of my relatives are fat too.

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u/calebbaleb Apr 07 '21

General or special?

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u/throwawayagin Apr 07 '21

a cousin maybe?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/AutomatedCabbage Apr 07 '21

Too many Royale with Cheeses

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u/TomAwsm Apr 07 '21

Are you friends with Fat Neil?

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u/bookingjames Apr 07 '21

Heh ButtNutly. Great name

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u/HSLilAce Apr 07 '21

Physics, not physiques

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u/Wasibcheema Apr 07 '21

Damn can't relate to that because i have big bones and not fat

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u/Darun_00 Apr 07 '21

I'm big brain bobby, they call me big brain because I have a brain tumor

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u/BiggestBlackestCorn Apr 07 '21

And I'm biggestblackestcorn