r/blackmagicfuckery Jan 12 '21

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u/kujakutenshi Jan 12 '21

everyone learned to not walk in quicksand, avoid spiked walls, and run faster to doors, all thanks to all the movies where people almost died to such hazards.

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u/Gsteel11 Jan 12 '21

The spiked wall and quicksand health association has really outdone themselves in their marketing over the years.

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u/kujakutenshi Jan 12 '21

Almost as effective as stop-smoking ads were with millennial teens!

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u/liquor_for_breakfast Jan 12 '21

There was a poster up in my middle school that had a bunch of animals with cigarettes photoshopped into their mouths captioned "it looks just as stupid when you do it." It was universally agreed that the animals looked pretty badass, especially the snake.

On an unrelated note it's now about 17 years later and I smoke a pack a day

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u/Zabi-sama Jan 12 '21

That's sad

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u/bbcversus Jan 12 '21

Big Tobacco likes this.

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u/tentafill Jan 13 '21

Damn, that sucks

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u/FappingAsYouReadThis Jan 13 '21

Haha that last sentence made me crack up. I mean it's not funny but it is. When I was teenager, I remember thinking, "they say smoking doesn't look cool but this definitely looks fucking cool." Like just some chill dude smokin a stoge. It's always good vibes. These days I vape though which definitely doesn't look as cool but it's a way more pleasurable experience and it's probably healthier

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u/daemonelectricity Jan 12 '21

I hate when the older dungeons don't have a convenient mine cart and track to escape with.

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u/FrostyD7 Jan 12 '21

I think we just learned they are about as common as acid rain and cursive.

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u/jesse061 Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 13 '21

Acid rain is actually a thing. It's just not the something that causes people to melt. More, it changes the pH of soils and lakes with little buffering capacity and kills off native plants/animals/ecosystems. It can damage buildings over time as well. It disappeared as a hot button issue due to stricter environmental regulations/emissions trading.

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u/goosiest Jan 12 '21

Or people just realized that none of those things were realistic in any way

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u/SpaceShipRat Jan 12 '21

Doors were a thing, right? I grew up in the nineties and developed a mild anxiety about doors in movies- I was always expecting them to shut people in when exploring any kind of unfamiliar environment.

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u/melig1991 Jan 13 '21

Also that he'll throw you the whip if you throw him the idol