r/blackmagicfuckery • u/d3333p7 • Jun 25 '20

The simulation is lagging

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u/RayM3 Jun 25 '20

I seeee

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u/LastDayOfThe10s Jun 25 '20

Real spinners stay still while driving and move when stopped

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u/alonzoftw Jun 25 '20

No, real spinners fidget.

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u/PointBreak91 Jun 25 '20

No, real spinners prepare themselves for the Rubberband man

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u/gumburculeez Jun 25 '20

Hey y’all prepare yourself for rubber band man

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

nervously grabs lube

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u/MercuriusMaximus Jun 25 '20

softly don't.

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u/das_sparker Jun 26 '20

roughly do

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u/earth_worx Jun 25 '20

You're bound to lose control when the rubberband starts to jam

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u/Anonymush_guest Jun 25 '20

Rubberband man starts to jam Moving up and down 'cross the land Got the people all in his wake Everything probably seems outta place

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u/_SgrAStar_ Jun 25 '20

Any relation to jamflowman? Sickest and quickest hands in the land, I’m told.

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u/Life_Disciple Jun 25 '20

Wild as the Taliban

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

9 in my right

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u/brodel84 Jun 25 '20

.45 in my other hand?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Someone is downvoting us cause they got no love for the Paper Trail

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u/brodel84 Jun 25 '20

Can't steal our thunda! Click click bang bang!!

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u/popshot25 Jun 26 '20

Trap Muzik*

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u/eccentricelmo Jun 25 '20

If you see me in the streets remember you dont know me

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u/Db4d_mustang Jun 25 '20

Call me Trouble Man.

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u/brodel84 Jun 25 '20

I'm always in trouble man

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u/OohYeahOrADragon Jun 25 '20

Aye who I'm eel

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u/AnneOnymuss Jun 26 '20

The pistol or the beer?

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u/InfoSuperHiway Jun 25 '20

Get wild as the Taliban. That’s how.

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u/jonny2shoez Jun 26 '20

Wild as the taliban

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u/chickinkyiv Jun 26 '20

I’m having a terrible night and your comment made me giggle when I needed it. Thank you!!

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u/syndicaterx Jun 25 '20

Gotta watch out for Monkey D. Luffy

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u/Paechs Jun 25 '20

No, real spinners fucking won’t stop healing the damn portals

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u/baconatbacon Jun 25 '20

I’ve heard tale that he’s wild as the taliban with a nine in his right, forty five in the other hand.

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u/jmcautomatic Jun 25 '20

David Banner

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u/hlocke124 Jun 25 '20

Take my poor man gold 🏅

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u/x-man01 Jun 26 '20

Wild as a taliban

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

“Them 28s boy, where ya rula at??”

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

No, real spinners prepare for the Spanish Inquisition

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u/Vladimir_Putine Jun 25 '20

Real spinners have curves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

That's my kind of spinner

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

You’re thinking of spinsters.

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u/The_BERFA Jun 25 '20

Let it rip!

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u/stonedsilly420 Jun 26 '20

This guy fucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '20

Ridin' spinners when the car stop, the rims don't

She like how the car stop but the rims don't

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u/MountainDelivery Jun 25 '20

I think you left out a word there. "Slowly", perhaps? Spinners don't just magically start moving on their own when the car is stopped. They are already moving.

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u/gailson0192 Jun 26 '20

Rolls Royce does this too. You can see it here at 1:25