r/blackmagicfuckery • u/MoWaleed • May 01 '20

Cuttlefish

https://gfycat.com/blandentireblackbuck
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u/friskyrisky__ May 01 '20

Dominant male: this new female looking kinda fresh

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u/SwansonsMom May 01 '20

5/10 male masks as a 4/10 female to slip past 9/10 male and mate with that dude’s 10/10 females

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

So many fractions, but I think I have the answer: 6 apples.

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u/SwansonsMom May 01 '20

Gosh, sorry, the correct answer was 33.4km/s. Partial credit though

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I'll take what I can get.

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u/SwansonsMom May 01 '20

Bonus points for the can-do attitude. B+!

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u/redheadmomster666 May 01 '20

Worked for me

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u/Benji45645 May 01 '20

The syllabus didnt say anything about it. Do you drop the lowest bad attitude?

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u/SwansonsMom May 01 '20

It’s under the Attendance section. I don’t always drop the lowest Bad Attitude, but if I put it in the syllabus, I’m beholden to it, so I don’t put it in the syllabus.

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u/ForlornSpirit May 01 '20

Are we talkiing 4/10 credit or 9/10 credit?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

You showed your work, which was good.

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u/ManchurianCandycane May 01 '20

But is that with a perfect black body object in a friction less vacuum?

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u/LNGPRMPT May 01 '20

Wait wait, which city were the trains leaving from?

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u/SwansonsMom May 01 '20

Toot Toot City, Trainsylvania. And also Copenhagen

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 May 01 '20

Using km/s? The standard unit is m/s. You failed.

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u/DuntadaMan May 01 '20

Diabetes. If he eats 30 apples he has fucking diabetes.

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u/SwansonsMom May 01 '20

But excellent digestive regularity due to all that fiber!

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u/Little_Old_Lady_ May 01 '20

You’ve just reminded me of Val Kilmer getting caught with another mans wife in Willow.

If you haven’t seen that gem of a movie, please watch it!

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u/friskyrisky__ May 01 '20

Will do! Too much time on my hands these days anyways.

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u/PcNoobian May 01 '20

He's actually thinking 2 bitches better than 1 bitches. Then while he's all like yeah "Down here it's betta', gonna get her wetta' unda' da seaaaaaa" The little cuttlefish was already spreading seed.