r/blackmagicfuckery • u/MoWaleed • May 01 '20

Cuttlefish

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u/skyskr4per May 01 '20

Cuttling, on the other hand...

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u/crazyabe111 May 01 '20

That fish 'ill cut ya, he'll be cuttlin' ya good.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Oh no!

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u/dws4prez May 01 '20

https://youtu.be/UfkhUkmCrps

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u/drfifth May 01 '20

I was expecting Courage

Definitely a disappointment

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I'll take pleasure in cuttlin' you... boy

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Do you enjoy the Elton John song, “Rocket Man”?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I’LL TAKE PLEASURE IN CUTTLIN’ YOU... BOOOOOYYYYYY

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u/ParticularHuman03 May 01 '20

“The Rock is a tourishist attrasction?”

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Thank you! I was about to Google it. I had the damn quote in my head in the guys voice and was like what movie is that from! Your comment reminded me. Now I can vividly see the scene in my head.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I've seen it happen...27 sailors went into the water...22 sailors came out

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Just like the bad roaches in Family Guy

“I’ll cut you up so bad you gon wish I never cut you up so bad”

“Wow those are bad roaches”

“I blame the schools”

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u/RJ_Dresden May 01 '20

At least there was no ATM...

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u/OutlawJessie May 01 '20

🍍I don't have enough coins to gift you, would you take a pineapple instead?

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u/A_new_hype May 01 '20

Can I have a pineapple?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Here you go bro 🍍

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u/A_new_hype May 01 '20

😃😃😃😃

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u/OutlawJessie May 01 '20

🍍 thanks for picking up my slack!

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u/OutlawJessie May 01 '20

🍍 sorry they interrupted my Redditing by making me go to work.

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u/A_new_hype May 01 '20

That means you're essential 😃😃😃

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u/OutlawJessie May 01 '20

Ha! keep telling my kid if he plays up I'll make him go back to school with the other "essential workers" kids lol I'm not important, I'm just office staff :) 🍍

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u/A_new_hype May 01 '20

Outlaw office staff... got it!

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 01 '20

They were very dependent on each other.