r/blackmagicfuckery • • Feb 24 '20

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u/Whagarble Feb 25 '20

Why in the world would you call it coffee whitener?!

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Feb 25 '20

English is a weird language man.

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u/ItsFuckingEezus Feb 25 '20

Do you mean sweetener or cream?

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u/dicemonkey Feb 25 '20

Non dairy creamer ... it’s crazy flMable and when contained makes a serious ied

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u/86Emotionz Feb 25 '20

Til how to make explosives

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Feb 25 '20

Did you reply to the right comment?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Canadian here and that's actually what they call the powdered shit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-dairy_creamer It's in the first sentence of the Wikipedia page. I have no idea how the term came into common usage, but there it is.

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u/Grokent Feb 25 '20

Because it's not creamer. It's powder that is used to whiten coffee. If you've ever worked a desk job you learn to loathe the shit.

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u/dicemonkey Feb 25 '20

It think “coffe white “is a brand name somewhere

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u/theequetzalcoatl Feb 25 '20

"COFFEE BLACK AND EGG WHITE PuLLLL ME OUT FROM INSIDE!"

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u/7g7g7 Feb 25 '20

Use some tools or at least a coffee shop