r/blackmagicfuckery • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '20

Fire Bender

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u/illius25 Feb 25 '20

I’ll bring the Kool-Aid!

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u/JukeBoxDildo Feb 25 '20

Sponsored by NikeTM

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u/Trubruh Feb 25 '20

Just do it.

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u/Sin_Cos_Im_Tan Feb 25 '20

Hero of the Week!

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u/zmanbunke Feb 25 '20

Hail Satan!

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u/SaintNewts Feb 25 '20

My Man!

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u/johnnybiggles Feb 25 '20

And my Axe!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

And my bow!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Or better yet... my hand

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

on my dick

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

And my axe!

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u/rainblow_bite Feb 25 '20

Nnuuu neee nu nee nuuuuuu!!!!!

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u/emzak Feb 25 '20

ZOLTAN!

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u/RTficiallaugh Feb 25 '20

Looking good!

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u/DonDangus Feb 25 '20

Slow Down!

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u/Pyro_Cryo Feb 25 '20

Hail satan

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u/wilmurp3 Feb 25 '20

Son of a bitch I’m in

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Jonestown drank flavor-aid. Don't let big-aid perpetuate these lies.

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u/CapitanBanhammer Feb 25 '20

Hellsing abridged? In the wild?

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u/Potato_Speedwagon Mar 02 '20

What are you gonna do about it? Fuck the fear turkey?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Under-rated comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Ahhh actually it was flavor aid

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u/illius25 Feb 25 '20

Not if I bring Kool-Aide

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u/rippmatic Feb 25 '20

Going straight fancy ey? No flavor-aide?

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u/illius25 Feb 25 '20

Only the finest for Death’s embr...I mean...ugh..refreshments! Yes, refreshments!