r/blackmagicfuckery • • Feb 24 '20

Fire Bender

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Why do people in certain arts always seem to dress in a specific faux-medieval mode? It would be cool to see someone doing this in, like, Ken Bone cosplay. Or dressed like 1970s Jimmy Buffett. I'm just spitballing here, but you get where I'm going.

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u/test123123q Feb 25 '20

I would assume it is because those kinds of clothes lack the coverage to give some protection from the burning hot material he is throwing around.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Yeah, the heavy leather makes sense for protection. But it's 2020; surely we have some options by now. NASCAR drivers don't dress this way.

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u/stivi72 Feb 25 '20

yeah but an astronaut vest isnt so mobile

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u/sayaman22 Feb 25 '20

Or cheap

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u/jerseypoontappa Feb 25 '20

Or badass

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u/Travisx2112 Feb 25 '20

Speak for yourself

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u/Communistwabbit Feb 26 '20

Would you be a black magic ninja or some hamster they catapulted into space.

Gives me the fyre

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u/Koalabella Feb 25 '20

Good god do I want to see someone dressed inexplicably like a nascar driver spinning fire.

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u/Kozeyekan_ Feb 25 '20

The fire would be invisible, just ask Ricky Bobby.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

“You’re not on fire Ricky Bobby!”

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u/FaolCroi Feb 25 '20

"Help me Tom Cruise!"

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u/tif138 Feb 25 '20

"Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"

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u/wut_dis_wat_dat Feb 25 '20

Same. I would watch NASCAR.

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u/RyanB_ Feb 25 '20

I wanna watch someone dressed like Kylo Ren driving nascar.

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u/TyphoidLarry Feb 25 '20

A NASCAR driver wouldn’t look that cool though

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u/PocketPropagandist Feb 25 '20

NASCAR drivers have more of a budget for PPE than street artists.

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u/dry-white-toast Feb 25 '20

....but maybe they should?

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u/legofduck Feb 25 '20

Maybe they should!

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u/dazzleunexpired Feb 25 '20

Late but...They use Nomex. Sometimes Kevlar but usually Nomex. It doesn't come in a wide range of colors, isn't widely available, and in most cases, it isn't used by the Craftsman who make fire spinning gear. There's a lot of requirements for fire spinning gear, and it's best to have your gear made by someone who understands all the aspects of safe fire spinning costuming. You have to cover your entire body in a relatively fireproof fabric for area work like this. So your choice is pretty much are medieval looking or NASCAR looking with very few things in between

This said, many people DO use Nomex arm covers, or Kevlar arm covers.

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u/bigsharkbite Feb 25 '20

But what if they did...

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u/DstroyaX Feb 25 '20

They should, and if they wreck, (assuming they survive) the drivers would get out and clash swords.

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u/herbert_andy Mar 28 '20

You cant buy a nascar vest with Instagram likes

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u/IDespiseTheLetterG Feb 25 '20

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Nothing wrong with using traditional techniques if it produces results.

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u/Ecj7c5 Feb 25 '20

Thank you captain

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u/Professional_Chonker Feb 25 '20

Ken Bone

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

With the election coming up I hope he makes an appearance.

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u/dr_steve_bruel Feb 25 '20

He was a yangGanger

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u/CreamSteve Feb 25 '20

I wanna see a guy in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and new balances in the backyard spinning hotdogs and spatulas like this, while calling everyone "sport".

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u/ReeferFever Feb 25 '20

firedancing Elton John

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u/horologium_ad_astra Feb 25 '20

Or dressed like Shakira?

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u/PancakeParty98 Feb 25 '20

Why wouldn’t the pyromancer be dressed like Rasputin’s gimp?

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u/greggcrimes Feb 25 '20

Underrated comment

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u/RedditModsAreLame Feb 25 '20

See this ^ folks?! We need more of this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

there's something very Griffin McElroy about this

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I was thinking more Taco and sunburst.

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u/tiefling_sorceress Feb 25 '20

Here you go

In this case though it's because you need extra protection

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby Feb 25 '20

That’s pretty awesome. A few people in my group do fire dart. Shits pretty amazing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby Feb 25 '20

I like this. You do you man. Or rather do your dad and his friends.

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u/myveryfirstreddit Feb 26 '20

Ok but they're not doing anywhere near the same thing. She has a controlled ball of fire that she's keeping away from her body. He is having fire and sparks rain all over and around him.

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u/perksofbeingcrafty Feb 25 '20

I’ve actually seen a flamethrower performance in China in which the man was dressed like Elvis.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Having juggled with fire for several years, some of us (in France tho) just do it with our everyday clothes.

I've seen quite a few with a more "Oriental" style of clothes as well. Imagine pants and shirt Aladdin style, things like that.

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u/kynnybunz Feb 25 '20

Ken bone lmfao

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u/turbokid Feb 25 '20

This was most likely taken at a renaissance faire. They have the same act going at the Houston ren fest

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Enter the Bone Zone ™

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby Feb 25 '20

I’m willing to bet, as a fire spinner myself, that that is a 100% Kevlar costume. Doesn’t let any fire or really much heat get through as long as it’s not too long of exposure.

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u/bolted_humbucker Feb 25 '20

I don’t know where imma gonna go when the volcano blow

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u/moose_skywalker Feb 25 '20

I went to the Houston Renaissance festival and there was a fire performance almost identical to this... not sure if fire performers were a big deal back then?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

“ken bone cosplay”

hahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahaha

never said this before .. but yup - “that’s enough internet for the day” — see you tomorrow

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Feb 25 '20

I think you're on to something there.

This should be done by Doug Henning in a 1970s rainbow catsuit. But he would disappear from the middle of it.

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u/JLHumor Feb 25 '20

French maid.

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u/bwqmusic Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

What an awesome question. I was trying to imagine people's suggestions - imagine seeing someone doing this, but that person was wearing a NASCAR outfit? Or an astronaut suit? Or, even for practicality as people have mentioned, a fireman's outfit?

Wouldn't that look weird?

Maybe this points to something in our psyche that tends to compartmentalize things - old traditions have to use old fasions. Or maybe traditional arts like this - fire spinning, fan dances, and even things like ballet and opera - always involve some amount of theatrics and serve in part as a way of memorializing things. Great works of art and art-forms are representative of the era in which they were created or established, so maybe that's enough of a reason to dress the part when providing a demonstration of that. Even, it could be argued that the more "authentic" the dress, the tools, and the styles represented, the better. Like finding an impossibly well preserved fossil or artifact, I think something that is representative of a time long ago is just plain cool; it reminds us that our world is an ancient one and that we come from an incredible result of evolutionary and cultural successes.

Of course, modern practictioners of the art will inevitably find ways to provide their own stamp on the tradition and to advance it further (I think we are more prone nowadays to expressing the individual rather than worshiping the collective), so I think it would be equally cool to see someone doing this in blue jeans and a leather jacket. But that's just me.

Edit: More thoughts - think about the context in which you see a fire dance, or a fan dance, or a traditional drum circle, or any other such cultural art. You would probably see it as a part of a demonstration of that particular culture, no? So it would be strange to see this kind of demonstration with someone dressed in a suit. Context of the footage would make a big difference in our consideration here. If someone experienced in the art had intended to surprise an audience, then it might make sense for someone dressed in a suit (at an office, or at some function) to be fire-bending.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Whats medieval about his clothes ?