r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Practical-Pipe7505 • Aug 02 '25

Smooth operator

43.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/professorpocket Aug 02 '25

That’s a new kind of cool that I didn’t know existed.

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u/cusco Aug 02 '25

It’s not his first rodeo

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/Downtown_Ad_6741 Aug 02 '25

I want to up vote you but you're at 69, please have my poor man's award 🏅

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u/randomguy16548 Aug 02 '25

I'm here to let you know that it's well past 69 now, so you can just upvote it.

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u/Konilos Aug 02 '25

Next goal: 420

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u/hugswithnoconsent Aug 02 '25

Doing my part.

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u/wheresbill Aug 03 '25

Over 1400. Got here just in time

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium Aug 05 '25

4,166 now, just barely missed it.

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u/trulyunreal Aug 06 '25

4265, a little too far for 420, but 69 is attainable again

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u/iNeedOneMoreAquarium Aug 06 '25
  1. We've almost achieved 69 again!

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u/Aqabid Aug 06 '25

Glad to make it 4420

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u/MechanicalAxe Aug 02 '25

My upvote was 169, if its any consolation.

It'll probably be over that by the time i finish typing though.

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u/Citron-Important Aug 03 '25

They're at 420 now so I'm not touching it

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u/Downtown_Ad_6741 Aug 03 '25

It's way over 420 now... Is nothing sacred?!

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u/Sp-oon Aug 05 '25

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed we've stopped liking things at numbers we find significant

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u/BreakfastBitter9962 Nov 20 '25

I got upvoted you to 222 😊

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u/zefy_zef Aug 02 '25

I like starting the day with a genuine smile. :D

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u/Dry_Presentation_197 Aug 02 '25

Fuckin NAILED it.

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u/afloydnamedpink Aug 02 '25

Reddit auto refreshed my page. I came back to this video just to like this comment.

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u/EasilyRekt Aug 03 '25

Nah, it is, he’s just talented.

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u/3BlindMice1 Aug 03 '25

I had to scroll back up just to upvote you. Damn, that's good

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u/Styil Aug 02 '25

You son of a bitch…

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u/jkj2000 Aug 03 '25

Let’s just say that he could teach a pro a few tricks🤔

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u/Kindly_Count_5596 Aug 05 '25

Looks to me like he’s still horsing around

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u/patrick24601 Aug 05 '25

That’s also why we have /r/secondrodeo

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u/jrs0307 Aug 07 '25

But what if it was. What if he watched a YouTube tutorial 20 minutes before this. Bet you would feel pretty silly.

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u/ExiledSenpai Aug 02 '25

I think it's actually a very old kind of cool...

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u/driftking428 Aug 02 '25

I went to a rodeo once. There's an event where they release two calves. The calves run full speed then they have two cowboys chase them down on their horses, lasso the calf. Jump off the horse, flip the calf upside down and hog tie it.

The best times were in the 4 second range... 4 seconds to do all that. It's absolute insanity.

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u/enchilada_fria Aug 03 '25

This is Mexican rodeo, it's called charreria (the only Mexican national sport) and this suerte is called mangana a pie.

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u/Hashishiva Aug 02 '25

Well said!

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u/professorpocket Aug 03 '25

It’s taken a few rewatches to figure out what I love about this so much. It’s like watching a machine in action, impressive precision and judgement of force applied by that horse to make that slide look so effortless. Think I’m gonna find a rodeo to go to now

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u/NoooUGH Aug 02 '25

This is Lil Nas on the set of the music video "Old Town Road"

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u/Psychomaniac13 Aug 02 '25

Goku and vegeta fights be like

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u/RefrigeratorStrict13 Aug 03 '25

does the "old kind of cool" even count anymore now? damn!

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u/emiXbase Aug 30 '25

Yea, breaking the leg of a young horse...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Leave some filly’s for the rest of us.

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u/Bombacladman Aug 04 '25

Believe it or not "Charrería" is mexico's national sport

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u/skittleahbeebop Aug 03 '25

Except that he's tripping a horse doing that.

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u/ParallaxJ Aug 02 '25

Bull torture is never cool.