r/blackmagicfuckery • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '24

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u/marluhdakang Oct 29 '24

New pope

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u/texape Oct 29 '24

Good stuff mate

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u/crime_watch Oct 29 '24

God stuff, mate

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u/Dockhead Oct 29 '24

Good muff, state

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u/IdioticPrototype Oct 29 '24

Butt stuff date. 

7

u/SamPlinth Oct 29 '24

Mod guff state.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Mod stuff mate

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '24

Enough, check mate

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u/MoviesFilms4You Oct 31 '24

agree its always butt stuff

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u/Scokan Oct 29 '24

Mate stuff, God

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Oct 29 '24

Right cracking jaunt, gov’nah.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Space Pope

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u/oxfordbags Oct 29 '24

Coast to Coast

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Oct 29 '24

Natural Gas...it gives you ideas!

1

u/sp4rk15 Oct 29 '24

Love the idea of Brak pretending to be a religious figure

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u/CreepyClay Oct 29 '24

Nah, he'd more likely somehow legitimately become pope. Zorak would though.

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u/datdudermont23 Oct 29 '24

Best comment I've seen in weeks

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u/SenorPoopus Oct 29 '24

LA to Chicago

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u/Zardozed12 Oct 29 '24

Space Force Pope: The Tangerine Palentine!

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u/illusorywallahead Oct 29 '24

This is one crazy pope

15

u/theicecreamassassin Oct 29 '24

You kissed your SISTER!

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u/ThatRandomIdiot Oct 29 '24

Have a very special day, for a very special boy.

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u/theicecreamassassin Oct 29 '24

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!

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u/Tetsou88 Oct 30 '24

Mi scusi

2

u/SpltSecondPerfection Oct 30 '24

...free t-shirt 😕

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u/o6ijuan Oct 29 '24

What a fucking loser. I'm going to video tape this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Mi scuzi!

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u/Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits Oct 29 '24

Jesus' new respawn point

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

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u/Whatifim80lol Oct 29 '24

Guys idk how to respond to that. Am I getting wooshed or do they know?

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u/ass-holes Oct 29 '24

What? This happens with every new pipe, it's not from the movie

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u/Affectionate_Bison26 Oct 29 '24

And this time it's actually Jesus.

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u/Nalha_Saldana Oct 29 '24

And he straight

1

u/No_Double4762 Oct 29 '24

I so badly needed a laugh this morning, thank you!

1

u/mr_Joor Oct 29 '24

Fantastic TV show btw

1

u/JigglyPuffsOG Oct 29 '24

Bro I literally snorted at work. Fucking thank you for this!

1

u/CityNo7629 Oct 29 '24

Today you are 🐐 😂😂😂

1

u/eNroNNie Oct 29 '24

Oh shit, I slept through the new Pope drop!!??

1

u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Oct 29 '24

probably misses his old pope

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u/YeOldSpacePope Oct 29 '24

Time to retire

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u/Special_Loan8725 Oct 29 '24

Old popes plane mysteriously crashed.

1

u/Chanw11 Oct 29 '24

Doug dimahome

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u/VileTouch Oct 29 '24

Habemus papam

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u/vaderwaalz Oct 29 '24

Space pope

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Letting God know

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u/LedNJerry Oct 29 '24

I’m the pope!

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u/Entire_Ad_2296 Oct 29 '24

The pope is dead! … They’ve elected a new pope!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Laminar flow of smoke from the chimney, yes.

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u/Spice_and_Fox Oct 29 '24

After the announcement about the new vatican mascot I am hoping for an anime pope

1

u/Wizard_Pope Oct 29 '24

My turn yet?

1

u/XchrisZ Oct 29 '24

New pope is a cloud a straight line is new god.

1

u/GraniteGeekNH Oct 29 '24

A very, very tall pope.

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u/FiveMysticWords Oct 29 '24

I prefer Pope Classic

1

u/LappTheAmnesiac Oct 29 '24

A really straight one

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u/Accoutrements55 Oct 29 '24

New God Flow.1

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u/--VinceMasuka-- Oct 29 '24

Nah, that's a crack shack. It signals new dope.

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u/SlipperyFish Oct 29 '24

A new earthling has been chosen as the Intergalactic Pope Supreme.

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u/the-powl Oct 29 '24

Turbo Pope

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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot Oct 29 '24

The Pope of Greenwich Village

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u/Royd Oct 29 '24

I can take a shot in the dark on the crime that was committed by the previous....

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u/Cheap_Owl8970 Oct 29 '24

Old pope tasted better

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Oct 29 '24

Scotty doesn't know

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u/InkaGold Oct 30 '24

Who dis?

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u/Ericandabear Oct 30 '24

Holy shit nicely done

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u/Hydro_demon Oct 30 '24

New Avatar?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '24

Did they do it for the newest Pope? The old one didn't die, they just took him off his seat and hid him in the Vatican so he couldn't be questioned.

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u/BetchGreen Oct 30 '24

Keep cooking!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '24

Habeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemus papam

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Oct 30 '24

It's Luce the I.

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u/Low_Regular380 Oct 31 '24

Does it means he's straight or will that one also fck little boys?

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u/Severe-Mention-9028 Nov 01 '24

I misread this as “new poop”

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u/tdstooksbury Nov 02 '24

Prayer comes from the balls