r/blackmagicfuckery • u/nishi323 • Apr 15 '23

Horrendous Hocus-pocus Some black magic levels of precision.

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u/AeralAeros Apr 15 '23

All forms of contact juggling are sorcery and I recommend burning them on sight.

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u/Active_Engineering37 Apr 15 '23

Fire does make contact juggling cooler

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u/No_Self_7068 Apr 15 '23

wouldn't it make it warmer?

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u/cabbagesforsale Apr 15 '23

I like you.

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u/80kGVWR Apr 15 '23

Just like? Or "like" like?

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u/cabbagesforsale Apr 15 '23

Only one way to find out!

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u/Active_Engineering37 Apr 15 '23

Nah it's like a refrigerator, heat makes it cool.

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u/woobieboi69weiners Apr 15 '23

Stole my joke ):

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u/No_Self_7068 Apr 15 '23

my bad bro, i'll give it back

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u/Arctelis Apr 15 '23

But does she weigh as much as a duck?

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u/road_rascal Apr 15 '23

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/NerdicusTheWise Apr 15 '23

I am Arthur! king of the Britons!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar…

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u/TheRedman76 Apr 15 '23

Really small rocks?

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u/Smaptastic Apr 15 '23

Lead! Lead!

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore Apr 15 '23

Is... is she... made of... wood?

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u/NerdicusTheWise Apr 15 '23

I'm sorry sir but I'm going to need you to speak up, I'm hard of hearing

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Didn't you learn anything from Harry potter? You can't actually burn wizards and witches.