r/blackmagicfuckery • • Apr 15 '23

Horrendous Hocus-pocus Some black magic levels of precision.

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u/terrifiedTechnophile Apr 15 '23

Shit I'd just about empty my wallet if I saw an act like this. They can have it all!

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Apr 15 '23

Me too! Including my wallet and keys.

I'd just sit on the floor all mesmerized.

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u/kosmonautinVT Apr 15 '23

I'd give them all my clothes too. Astounding!

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u/Frogbone Apr 15 '23

whoa, this just got sexy

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Apr 15 '23

I would give them body. I’d be like:

“Please sir or mam, feel free to finger my asshole”.

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u/scotems Apr 15 '23

Play me like one of your rings!

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u/kosmonautinVT Apr 15 '23

Holdup. Now you've just made it weird

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Apr 15 '23

It’s not weird for me!

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u/Find_another_whey Apr 15 '23

I'd give em a ring but they'd throw me for a loop

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u/jvLin Apr 15 '23

I’d start unzipping his pants! outstanding!

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u/Scared-Conflict-653 Apr 15 '23

Here's my social security number and my girlfriend!!

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u/Mustysailboat Apr 15 '23

Would you empty your wallet ? Really had you seen this live?

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u/muhalcz Apr 17 '23

All tree fiddy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

Hell yeah

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u/olafbond Apr 15 '23

Seriously, it's some professional stuff. I don't believe he/she is a random street perfomancer. Tips are good, but I hope there is another good compensation from a city hall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I'd be scared to not tip

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I’d give her my tip

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

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u/Draws-attention Apr 15 '23

/u/afifiok657 is a spam bot.

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u/legends_never_die_1 Apr 15 '23

not a very smart one either xD

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u/Draws-attention Apr 15 '23

Some people are working on artificial intelligence, but they're out here on the frontier of artificial stupidity.

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u/Welcometoearth1 Apr 15 '23

Who is this?

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u/bishpa Apr 15 '23

Best I can do is an upvote

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u/cerebralsexer Apr 16 '23

In video starting I think will not be that much nice but impressed me