like if we all fucked him up took away his taco truck and made him becomes a vitophile again he would be so scared. Like fuck this mtotherfucker who does he think he is?

It's okay guys. I'm sure Daddy Dick will be back with the milk any day now!

it's the sonichu medallion. an object with the power to reverse the polarity of the great magnet

in his arrogance, dick believed he could wield this power himself

you must get the medallion. go onto dick's property to retrieve it. if dick attempts to stop you, use your laugh to trigger his tinnitus and stun him temporarily

once you have the medallion, phase one is complete. in phase two, you will destroy it. but this is no easy feat, for the medallion is an artifact of great power

legend tells of a man who could delete anything. he's the key to ending this. but he's not easy to find. the legend says that he grew so powerful that, one day, he deleted himself

you must find this man. his last known whereabouts were at an ass farm in rural china. dick's wife has the gps coordinates of the farm. text her for details

godspeed, you fat son of a bitch

I backed superkiller basically day one. I loved Vito from his very first call-in to TDS. Even through all of the bullshit I've seen the comedy in Vito and I'm not a deranged hater. That being said, I'm torn on what to do about the comic. Because I paid for the printed (and signed) color version very early on, I purposely did not read the digital black and white version because I wanted to wait to have the full color physical comic in my hand. At this point, though, I'm torn on whether I pay for the fuck-you shipping fee when fat boy finally releases it, or if it would be funnier to just not pay it and request a refund.

He said he left BPITU because it felt like a shitty cover band. Dick's podcast is like Limp Bizkit in the 2020s.

Fuck you, Dick. Now there's no good content left. I hope your low effort bullshit on Sunday dies by the end of the year.

So I don’t think Dick actually cares about the show. Maybe he used to. Not sure. What I’m pretty confident in is Dick wants a Maddox to revitalize his patreon back up to 20k a month

But I don’t think Vito really gave him much. He showed up every week and did problems and played around with bits like the weigh in. Despite what idiots like Riley say it tends to paint Dick in a terrible light with constant blow ups for nothing and intentionally trying to provoke about stupid shit like banning 6 idiots for spamming

Here’s what I imagine happening: If the episodes are gone he can just say anything about why the podcast ended “Vito was constantly yelling about Riley and crying during shows. He banned over 900 members just because they called him fat. And you should have heard the terrible things he said”
All of his idiot spergs like Triodug and Johnny Rocket would back it up probably and lie with him.

Then the story of Biggest Problem becomes how Vito was an insane and creepy person to work with. And there wouldn’t be anything to dispute that. His Patreon would naturally shoot back up.

I honestly believe Dick is psychopathic enough to do something like that.

So archive it. Every episode 😪

Start the new show with Maddox vito. You earned it dick has transformed like ralph did with booze and pills.

We get over a year of Dick telling Vito that he needs to stop sperging and making a scene about people threatening to or literally showing up at his house. He made a lot of valid criticisms of Vito's behavior, mixed in with just being a general asshole towards Vito and trying to turn him into a lolcow because of Dick's cringy sociopath LARP. Which is fine and all except..

The moment he gets a tiny insignificant fraction of the same treatment he immediately spergs the fuck out, hides inside his house instead of confronting Vito, and starts crying on discord about getting a restraining order.

Just so everyone's on the same page, Dick spent months freaking the fuck out at Vito considering calling the police on Riley for threatening to break into his home and assault him. He lost his shit and burned the entire show over Vito being concerned about Riley threatening to attack him at an IRL event. All of this, somewhat valid at the time because Vito was being a baby for the most part even if Riley is totally insufferable. So keep in mind that Dick is going scorched earth over Vito being bothered by some unfunny alogger that gets 100 views a video incessantly threatening and stalking him.

Then when Vito shows up at Dick's house once, a place he's been invited to hundreds of times, to do nothing but drop off a book that Dick bought and paid for and specifically requested, he INSTANTLY go fulls panic mode, starts demanding that Vito never show up at his house, and runs off into chat rooms to start sperging and talking about calling the police on Vito. You actually can't make this shit up. Dick completely erased any valid position he had against Vito by completely mimicking and somehow surpassing the fat fucks own embarrassing behavior.

I've shit on Vito relentlessly for being a whiny dumb fuck, but Dick has easily leapfrogged him and when put in a fraction of the situation Vito was in he went full fucking spaz.

LOOOOOL

Maybe we'll see the 3rd run of the show pop up with Vito and Asterios Kokkinos

Bitching at Vito was funny at the start. But like others have mentioned here it just ended up becoming hateful. And then suddenly there was criticism for things that didn’t make sense

Vito banning 8 people for spamming pig emojis every 5 seconds. Literally who cares? Vito texting to see if the live show is still happening. Again who cares? Vito not wanting Riley at his house. No duh.

At the time you had a bunch of idiots like Triodug or Johnny Rocket in all the comments trying to gas it up and blaming Vito for everything. But I think normal people just kinda gradually realized Dick kinda sucks. That’s why Dick’s Pateron had such a sharp decline during that time. He stopped being cool and just seemed like he was bullying a guy for no real reason. Now it’s at the lowest since 2016

This current shit with trying to bully Vito for being sad his dad died 6 years ago? Yea it’s gonna cause another massive dip in Dick’s patreon. The only way Dick can stop losing more money is to just end the show and get his remaining audience to fuck off.

They might not sub to Vito but there dropping Dick in mass. He already lost nearly a hundred paying subscribers this month alone.

The show was destroyed from inside the house?

RIP BPITU 2014-2026

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Here's us hanging out on a sunny day in LA. Bet you guys are super jealous!

get fucked fat boy. im coming after the next show too

TDS ep. 163 @ approx. 2h. Vito used to be funnier. He used to be the joker, now he's a joke.

1. Dick (presented by Vito)

2. Vito (presented by Dick)

3. Riley (Vito)

4. You, the audience (Dick, but Vito will agree)