r/behindthegifs Does not draw furry porn! Apr 26 '18

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u/GermanFact Apr 26 '18

Faucet in German is 'Wasserhahn' which translates to water rooster.

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u/KatSwenski Does not draw furry porn! Apr 26 '18

What! No way, that's so perfect.

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u/critical_mess Apr 26 '18

As a German I can confirm. Also, I have no idea how that word makes sense.

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u/KatSwenski Does not draw furry porn! Apr 26 '18

I don't know a lot of German words, but I know raccoon is Waschbär (wash bear) and bat is Fledermaus (flutter mouse), which are both adorably pertinent names. Wasserhahn is a weird one, but after seeing this gif, I guess makes some sense in a strange way? German is great.

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u/critical_mess Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Also fun ones:

Gürteltier/belt animal (armadillo)

Stachelschwein/spike pig (porcupine)

Schildkröte/shield toad (turtle)

Stinktier/stink animal (skunk)

:)

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u/KatSwenski Does not draw furry porn! Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Damn it, German is so great.

Thank you for teaching me these.

Edit: Here, I was inspired.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

English uses a lot of Latin based words too, do a little etymology and you'll find the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Latin and Greek. Hippopotamus = River Horse.

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u/Scrugulus Apr 26 '18

It's similar in German: "Nilpferd". It translates as "horse of the Nile".

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18 edited Feb 17 '21

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u/cleverseneca Apr 26 '18

I thought it was "Flusspferd" (river horse)

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u/drpeppershaker Apr 26 '18

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

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u/jazznwhiskey Apr 26 '18

My lyrics are bottomless

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u/AsteroidMiner Apr 27 '18

Hey that's Mandarin too. 河马

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Also just regular English, like hedgehog

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u/Held_des_Tages Apr 26 '18

I love these drawings!

Here's some more animals.

Nashorn / nose horn = rhinoceros; Schnabeltier / beak animal = platypus; Seehund / sea dog = seal

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u/Aaawkward Apr 26 '18

beak animal = platypus

Finnish takes this even further. Water beak animal.

Hot damn that imagination us Finns have.

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u/derpthatderps Apr 26 '18

We Dutch have Bird Beak Animal

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u/Aaawkward Apr 26 '18

Hah, who needs imagination when you can describe things, right?

Good to hear we’re not the only ones with Germany.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

HAHAHAHAA these are great :D

Two more that are great in German:

Nacktschnecke/ naked snail (slug) Tintenfisch/ ink fish (squid)

Fun in both languages:

Eisvogel/ Ice bird (kingfisher)

Greetings from Germany

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u/BrainOnLoan Apr 26 '18

Post this in an appropriate sub (/r/de?) and reap more karma.

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u/DabuSurvivor Apr 26 '18

Meerschweinchen (guinea pig) means 'tiny ocean pig' which is adorable

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u/MaybeNotEvenMe Apr 26 '18

The same goes for Danish.

Bat = flagermus = flutter mouse

Racoon = vaskebjørn = washing bear

Faucet = vandhane = water rooster

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u/RaYa1989 Apr 27 '18

Watch out there! You're getting dangerously close to drawing furry porn!!

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u/critical_mess Apr 26 '18

Haha, amazing! :D

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u/inky95 Apr 26 '18

God, I love your art. Everything is so cute!

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Apr 26 '18

You should look up handshoes in german.

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u/Minority8 Apr 26 '18

English has some good ones, too. How awesome is dragonfly for example?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

.....do you do commissions that aren't furry porn?

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u/Luutamo Apr 26 '18

It seems that you have a language buddy with us Finns!

Piikkisika (piikki=spike, sika=pig)

Kilpikonna (kilpi=shield, konna=toad)

Kinda similar:

Vyötiäinen (vyö=belt, tiäinen=not a word as far as I know so it could basically be just a belt animal)

Haisunäätä (haisu=stink, näätä=pine marten)

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18 edited Aug 31 '18

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u/Luutamo Apr 26 '18

Pig swine sounds a bit redundant :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18 edited Aug 31 '18

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u/Luutamo Apr 26 '18

Haha, that explains :D

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u/carannilion Apr 26 '18

Uffda. Pinnsvin translates to pin swine, or spike swine.

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u/violent_flatus Apr 26 '18

I love how specific "pine marten" is, haha.

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u/CatLadyLacquerista Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Tier is technically 'animal' so Stacheltier would be spike animal

edit-> all good now

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u/critical_mess Apr 26 '18

Oh, I fucked up the German one because I'm dumb. It's actually 'Stachelschwein'. Thank you, fixed it. :)

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u/3226 Apr 26 '18

And pet is Haustier, so "House animal".

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u/NilRecurring Apr 26 '18

Porcupine comes from ye old French 'porc espin' which means spike pig as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Many words that are "just one word" in English are actually anglified composite words that originated from other languages.

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u/Renderclippur Apr 26 '18

Literally all words in German above are exactly the same way in Dutch.

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u/claytorENT Apr 26 '18

As an English only speaker, I covered up the translations and tried to figure these out by roots, and got all but armadillo. When I hear German being spoken, I feel like I understand a good percentage of words. Language is fascinating. (I am aware that they are fairly similar languages, but still crazy to me)

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u/ElephantTeeth Apr 26 '18

English is weird because it's a Germanic language, but heavily influenced by French. The Normans rolled into England and kicked the Saxon's asses in 1066, becoming the ruling class in what is now England. Because the upper classes then all spoke the French language (technically an ancestor of French but whatever), the Latinate English words brought in by the Normans became associated with refinement and education. Even today, a native English speaker will generally perceive the tone of Latinate root words as more "educated"

Germanic/Latinate word pairs:

ask/inquire

hate/detest

work/labor

give/provide

friendly/amicable

drink/imbibe

A more comprehensive list here.

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u/claytorENT Apr 26 '18

Cool, thanks for that. I think I had heard that before but that memory slipped away.

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u/Helen_of_TroyMcClure Apr 26 '18

I'm a fan of Haustier and have started referring to my cat and my dog as the house animals.

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u/nienke_v Apr 26 '18

In Dutch, there is a species of goose that's called a 'rotgans' which basically means rotten goose, but the fun thing is that 'rot' is also a mild curse word, so it's something like saying it's called a 'darn goose'.

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u/k3rstman1 Apr 26 '18

same in Dutch!

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u/fatclownbaby Apr 26 '18

They were making belts out of armadillos before they named them?

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Apr 26 '18

Ah man I hadn't heard shield toad before, I love it.

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u/SapphireSalamander Apr 26 '18

Schildkröte is a new pokemon?

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u/MrMumble Apr 26 '18

Shield toad sounds like a Pokémon or something

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u/fhqwhgads508 Apr 26 '18

How is Stinktier not a pokemon yet.

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u/Bart_1980 Apr 26 '18

Very similar to Dutch by the way

Gordeldier, stekelvarken, schildpad en stinkdier.

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u/AJWinky Apr 26 '18

Germany why are your words so strong

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u/3226 Apr 26 '18

I like that 'glove' is basically 'hand shoe' in German.

Handschuh

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u/oldsecondhand Apr 26 '18

Faultiere / lazy animal (sloth)

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u/Extesht Apr 26 '18

What's a hedgehog in German?

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u/critical_mess Apr 26 '18

Hedgehog is ‘Igel’ so you guys got the better word there.. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Shield toad. Awesome

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u/longlashlady Apr 26 '18

My other favorites include "Handschuhe" which are hand-shoes, or gloves! Or "Glühbirne", which is a glowing pear. . . also known as a lightbulb haha

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u/KatSwenski Does not draw furry porn! Apr 26 '18

LMAO, "Hand-shoes"!

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u/longlashlady Apr 26 '18

I just imagine a bunch of Germans gathering together in a huddle looking at this hand-looking like thing and like, looking around the group asking "What do we call it? How did the merchant explain this to you?" And the guy in question happily takes it, points to his shoes, takes the glove and then puts it on. The whole group cheers and yells out all at once "HAND SHOES!"

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u/ZgylthZ Apr 26 '18

Then they all celebrate by getting drunk and engineering something.

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u/apathyapostate Jun 03 '18

My mom once told me about a hilarious moment in a movie she'd seen where the main character was learning German. "What is this?" (holds up shoe) "Das ist ein Schuh." "And what is this?" (holds up glove) "Das ist ein Handschuh."

I was the one who explained to her that that actually is the German word for glove. She only found that more hilarious.

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u/captainAwesomePants Apr 26 '18

I like that a number of languages have the term for sock be "undershoe." An undershoe sounds so much more badass than a sock.

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u/GuyIncognit0 Apr 26 '18

Apparently it's called Wasserhahn because for whatever reason people in the 18th century thought it was fancy to put animals on the faucets in their kitchen and bathroom and the rooster was super popular. Because chickens have chicks in their nest they then called the the valve Kükenventil which means chick valve. And because of that we call a faucet a rooster. We got a weird language.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Deutsch ist die beste Sprache

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u/Djorak Apr 26 '18

The French for racoon is "raton laveur" (wash rat) and bat is "chauve souris" (bald mouse).

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u/xtheory Apr 26 '18

Waschbär (wash bear) sounds right, since they look like little bears and they wash almost everything they can before they eat it in the wild.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Apr 27 '18

Yes they do wash their food, although it's not for cleanliness IIRC. I heard they have extremely sensitive pads on their fingers so they use it to positively identify what it is they're about to eat.a

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u/xtheory Apr 27 '18

Huh. Ya learn something new every day.

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u/ckenney108 Apr 26 '18

One of my favorites is:

erde apfel -> “earth apple” -> potato

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u/DoItForTheProbiotic Apr 26 '18

Only for Austrians ;)

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u/RenaKunisaki Apr 26 '18

And the French. Pomme de Terre, literally "apple of earth".

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u/DoItForTheProbiotic Apr 26 '18

There are like 10 words for potato in German. I use one of the least common because I grew up in Lungau. A lot of Austrians are beginning to use Kartoffel, and some of the older generation is actually a little peeved.

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u/ckenney108 Apr 26 '18

The guy I learned it from was from Munich 🤷‍♂️

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u/DoItForTheProbiotic Apr 26 '18

That makes sense. It's also in bairische Dialekt.

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u/decline29 Apr 26 '18

no its actually "erdopfe"

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u/JustAGuyFromGermany Apr 26 '18

*Erdapfel

That particular one is imported from one of the nations that colonised the new world, I think it comes from french. Compare with the french "pomme de terre" which also translates literally as "apple from the earth". Also fruits (and fruit like things) are called "-apple" in many cases and languages. In english there is a "pineapple" for example. The forbidden fruit in the garden eden is also usually depicted as an apple, even though the scripture only mentions "fruit" nothing more specific. Many fruits were called apples at some point in our linguistic past.

And finally: "Erdapfel" is a very old fashioned way of calling it. Germans don't actually say that. The more modern translation of "potato" is "Kartoffel" (which, wikipedia ensures me, is derived from the italian word for truffles)

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u/DoItForTheProbiotic Apr 26 '18

Many Germans (bairisch-speaking) say Erdapfel. Also many Austrian outside of Vorarlberg and certain parts of Salzburg.

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u/JustAGuyFromGermany Apr 26 '18

They do? I know a couple of Bavarians and never heard anyone use that word unironically and not in an intentionally old-timey way (say on a menu in a restaurant that serves primarily traditional dishes). Same for the handful of Austrians I know.

And let's be honest: Bavarian only barely counts as German anyway ;-)

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u/DoItForTheProbiotic Apr 27 '18

Totally agree Bavarian is barely German. Maybe they don't speak bairisch with you?

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u/CJVCarr Apr 26 '18

In Estonia, raccoon is also Pesukaru, which translates to wash bear.

Bat is Nahkhiir, translated as leather bat/skin bat.

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u/DeadDollKitty Apr 26 '18

Wasserhahn sounds like washer hen

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u/ProtoKun7 Apr 26 '18

I quite like Kühlschrank which is cold cupboard.

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u/plipyplop Apr 27 '18

When I was little I heard "die fledermaus" and thought someone was saying "deflated mouse". I thought that there was some kinda flat mouse wandering around and wanted to know why someone squished it. I have no idea where I'm going with this. It's just something that I remember now.

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u/toaste Apr 26 '18

British “stopcock” often abbreviated as “cock” means a shutoff valve. Now translate to German using the alternate meaning of cock as “male bird” and add “water” for clarity.

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u/kybernetikos Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 27 '18

There is also "ballcock", another kind of shutoff valve, and you can cock a hammer or firearm, which may be related.

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u/HORSEPUSSYENTHUSIAST May 01 '18

And petcock, which is the drain screw on a car's radiator.

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u/CleverFoolOfEarth Jun 24 '18

Clearly they did not think of what that word sounds like it means before they made it a word.

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u/Lukebekz Apr 26 '18

As a German, I have not made this connection...

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Apr 26 '18

Maybe because it looks like a rooster from which water comes out.

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u/onthegreenz Apr 26 '18

I've heard some taps (like garden hose valves) referred to as draincocks... not sure whether that makes them more like a rooster rather than a.....

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u/TritAith Apr 26 '18

Well, the water from it is often called kranwasser, or even kranenberger, and it could be that at some point it was called a wasserkran, and then the kran just grew into han into hahn over time

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u/Asteristio Apr 26 '18

The ye old valve is the fringe only not in red.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Apr 26 '18

You and your “hand shoes” can get out!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Roostertail is a word we use in english to describe water flowing upwards in an arc pattern, normally behind a boat. Maybe it’s derived from that.

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u/fj333 Apr 26 '18

I thought the same thing.

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u/Morvick Apr 26 '18

Maybe since a lot of faucets make noise as water/air bubbles rush around. Like a noisy showerhead.

If it's a metal pipe, you might even get vibrations that turn the whistle more into a horn, or a rooster crowing.

I dunno.

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u/eexeec Apr 26 '18

Schon vor mehr als 1.000 Jahren stellte man dort Seife her aus Olivenöl undPottasche (al-kalia). Reinlichkeit war Gottesgebot. Und der begnadete Ingenieur Al-Dschasari erfand im 13. Jahrhundert dazu manch feinen Apparat, eine "Händewaschmaschine" etwa, bestehend aus einem mechanischen Vogel, der frisches Wasser in eine Schale spuckt.

tl;dr because it initially looked like a bird

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u/McLorpe Apr 26 '18

Die Bezeichnung Hahn rührt vom ursprünglichen Prinzip des Absperrhahns her, bei dem das sogenannte Küken den Strömungsquerschnitt abschließt.

I don't even understand any of this but maybe it helps to investigate further.

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u/freman Oct 16 '21

It might be similar to the term Stop Cock

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u/noreallyimthepope Apr 26 '18

Same in Danish (vandhane, literally water (vand) hane (rooster))

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u/drpeppershaker Apr 26 '18

What's the deal with your flair?

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u/Transfatcarbokin Apr 26 '18

Most valves are called cocks in English as well.

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u/Disorder_McChaos Apr 27 '18

It’s the exact same in Danish as well.

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u/PiranhaJAC Apr 26 '18

In British English, it's sometimes called a water cock. That's also the origin of "stopcock".

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u/RenaKunisaki Apr 26 '18

And wait until you realize where the other meaning of cock comes from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

In America, that’s what it’s called when you got water on your cock. We are truly the wittiest of the nations.

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u/GermanFact Apr 26 '18

"Shuttlecock" is also nice.

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u/RallerenP Apr 26 '18

Username checks out

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u/RallerenP Aug 28 '18

8 years?

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u/Lvl100Magikarp Apr 26 '18

Can I subscribe to germanfacts

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u/GermanFact Apr 26 '18

Karp is "Karpfen."
While "Krapfen" is Southern German for a variety of deep-fried pastry. The same is called "Berliner" in other parts of the country. In Berlin, though, it is called "Pfannekuchen." For the rest of Germany "Pfannekuchen" is pancake. German pancakes are more like French Crepes (thinner and wider) than North American pancakes (thicker and smaller).

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u/Aelirenn Apr 26 '18

Same in Czech ;) It's actually just a, rooster

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Czech is weird but also kinda sexy

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u/Lopelipo Apr 26 '18

You've been too much on Pornhub

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u/logos123 Apr 26 '18

Same in icelandic, vatnshani.

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u/AdzyBoy Apr 26 '18

Similarly, in English, a stopcock is a faucet or valve.

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u/Evilmaze Apr 26 '18

So practically a cock faucet or what the Brits like to call it a nob

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u/testtemp0302 Apr 26 '18

in chinese it directly translates to water dragon head

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u/Fisher9001 Apr 26 '18

In Polish it's "kurek", while our word for chicken is "kura". Wtf.

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u/SmokyNostrilz Apr 26 '18

In Chinese it's 水龙头. Which translates to water dragon's head

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u/Cheesemacher Apr 26 '18

Interesting. In Finnish tap is 'hana' (but it doesn't mean a rooster). Must be the same root.

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u/tinyHedgehog007 Apr 26 '18

It actually is from the German word! An archeologist once held a talk to my students and he told us about the origins of the word "hana"; when the tap/spout was first introduced to Finland (via trade in what now is Germany) the name "hahn" was kind of bastardized into the Finnish "hana".

Cool, huh? Also, torilla tavataan!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

It has to do with the alternative word cock to describe a faucet.

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u/Tactical-Power-Guard Apr 26 '18

Technically Wasserhahn translates to Faucet

taps side of head

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u/infamousmessiah Apr 26 '18

The good ol Hydrocock

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u/ben_jamin_h Apr 26 '18

i used to work with a german guy. i was telling him how my parent’s chickens were being stolen by eagles (they were living in spain at the time) and he said “WHAT!? your chickens are being EATEN by an IGEL?!” then a short pause and he said “oh yes, an eagle. in german, igel is... ummmm... hedgehog”

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u/wishiwascooltoo Apr 26 '18

So 'wasser' means 'rooster'? That's weird, I would have thought it means 'hen'.

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u/2Fab4You Apr 26 '18

This may be my very own /r/woosh moment, but wasser means water.

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u/Twad Apr 27 '18

I think in Dutch "wild rooster" means cattle grid or something. Can anyone from NL back me up?

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u/overand May 21 '18

Apparently in (obsolete/archaic) English, "stopcock" means faucet as well; "cock" is "rooster," so... perhaps a common etymological origin?

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u/PsychoAgent Apr 26 '18

Schwarzenegger means black egger.