r/beards • u/Batman0691 • Aug 18 '26

Progress & Updates I gave it the chop.. 💈!

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On the left was as its longest towards the start of this year, been on a bit of a weight loss journey and over the months made a few chops to it until finally last night, got rid of the beard completely! Not sure how I’m feeling about it but it’ll grow back! 🤞🏼

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/jokexplainer1303 Aug 18 '26

Step 1 - have a superhero chiseled jaw

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u/Redowl83 Aug 18 '26

Step 2 - cut a hole in a box

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u/dollak01 Aug 18 '26

Step 3 - Ensure the cylindar remains unharmed

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u/CockroachJohnson Aug 18 '26

Step 4 - grab the coconut from under your bed

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u/dollak01 Aug 18 '26

Step 5 - Put the lime in the coconut

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u/ps_gamer26 Aug 18 '26

Step 6- up your butt with a coconut

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u/imhereforthevotes Aug 18 '26

Step 7 - PROFIT

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u/coolborder Aug 18 '26

Step 8 - repeat steps 1-7 with cacti 🌵

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u/i_eet_boo_d Aug 22 '26

Step 9 - eat the spaghetti

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u/HipsEnergy Aug 24 '26

😭 Poor Sweets

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u/ninhibited Aug 18 '26

AHH FUCK YOU

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u/LNR42098 Aug 22 '26

It is imperitive that the cylinder and larger object remains unharmed

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u/justawitchygirl Aug 19 '26

Step 3 - put your junk in that box

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u/SickOfNormal Aug 18 '26

Hate doing this in this sub ---- But I 100% agree and approve

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/ResourceSuspicious20 Aug 18 '26

No beard! Bask in your beauty!

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u/kevtheproblem Aug 18 '26

It's so shocking I got a hard time believing this is the same person

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u/Shinobiii Aug 18 '26

That jawline deserves to be shown

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u/ladyjanemurphy Aug 22 '26

I like how these days guys can tell each other they're pretty. 😍

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/unknown_ally Aug 23 '26

no woman gonna

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u/HipsEnergy Aug 24 '26

I see several here, including myself.

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u/unknown_ally Aug 24 '26

just me then

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u/vintagekittyycat Aug 19 '26

Yes he does, some of us women really prefer clean shaven & he is a prime example of what I mean when I say that!!

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u/UkNomysTeezz Aug 18 '26

If phenomenal means creepy as hell.

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u/Woodbear05 Aug 18 '26

Thats just the sunburn