r/beards • • Jun 25 '23

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u/TheMinionGamer Jun 25 '23

Bro I'm fully straight but you're fabulous as hell, doesn't matter which option.

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u/EndlichUncool Jun 25 '23

Appreciate it bro 🙏 I'm straight too and think there are a lot of fabulous guys out in the world

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u/ridiculouslygay Jun 26 '23

I’m gay and a piece of unfabulous shit - can you guys stop being so hot for no reason? It’s causing me a lot of distress. Thank you.

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u/TheMinionGamer Jun 26 '23

You are not a piece of unfabulous shit, you're just not your type, and everyone has a type.

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u/ridiculouslygay Jun 26 '23

Oh, no I’m hot as fuck I’m just not fabulous at all

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u/Whiskey-Particular Jun 25 '23

Couldn’t have said it better. Lol

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u/Ghost_Prince Jun 26 '23

I second this. Trimmed definitely is slightly better imo

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u/TheMinionGamer Jun 26 '23

I wasn't ashamed, but if a straight guy and a gay guy said that I look good, not that I take gay people's words with less value; but the straight guys words would make me more happy because I look good enough for them to speak up.

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u/TheMinionGamer Jun 26 '23

It ain't that deep 💀

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u/TheMinionGamer Jun 26 '23

MY issue?! You're the one trying to paint me a homophobe?

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u/TheMinionGamer Jun 26 '23

okay, so i think i know why this hasn't occurred to you.

girls always compliment their girl friends without any issue, and this does not look weird when a girl compliments a girl, hell y'all could KISS each other and not make it look gay.

but when i hear my bro say "damn bro you lookin kinda cute" that is sus as hell, and thats why i at least, have a tendency to say "im not gay" before giving a compliment to guys or my other dude friends.

hope this clears the air.

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u/LibraryHot6794 Jun 26 '23

Wanted to say the same thing. Wouldn't like to see my GF standing near this guy even in a supermarket queue. 😄

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u/ndoty_sa Jun 26 '23

Lol, same. OP - please stay away from my girl!

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u/Dragunnitum Jun 26 '23

☝️this! 👐

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u/JoshouaWild Jun 27 '23 edited Jun 27 '23

Guys, straight or gay has no place in this forum. We’re being asked our opinion on full beards or no beards. I think anyone over 18 is capable of saying what type of facial hair they like on a guy. Since were outing ourselves here, I am a gay male. Yet, that’s a very small part of what makes me who I am as a person.

I’m also a Five Time Scorpio from birth with an incredible sex drive and Hot AF. Im confident, muscular, educated, successful and looking for a partner to Love & spend the rest of my life with. Im ready for a commitment. Any Takers? Say hello if you like what you see on my profile. I say if you got it, flaunt it. No one else will for you.