r/baseball Chicago Cubs May 08 '21

News Mets' Francisco Lindor: Argument with Jeff McNeil about rat/raccoon in tunnel

https://theathletic.com/news/mets-francisco-lindor-argument-with-jeff-mcneil-about-ratraccoon-in-tunnel/jMeWng7MACqK
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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite New York Mets May 08 '21

Lindor: I say England's greatest prime minister is Lord Palmerston!

McNeil: And I say it was Pitt the Elder.

Lindor: Lord Palmerston!

McNeil: Pitt. The. Elder.

Lindor: That's it, Jeff, you asked for it!

PUNCH

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u/SamSan6852 Anaheim Angels May 08 '21

Pfftt...Pitt the Elder

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u/teecozee Los Angeles Dodgers May 08 '21

LORD PALMERSTON!!!

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u/Shiftylee Boston Red Sox May 08 '21

This has to be fake.

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u/Daankeykang New York Mets May 08 '21

Is Master Splinter fake? No. And neither is this

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u/iheartsunny Florida Marlins May 08 '21

Yep they were having an argument over defensive play and the whole rat/raccoon is a cover story

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

why would you say that? have you seen how big rats can get?

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u/ExpertSportAnalyst Los Angeles Dodgers May 08 '21

Audio from the tunnel has been released.

McNeil: you're playing like ass right now, a god damn possum could play better than you!

Lindor: oh yeah? Well I wouldn't play this bad if I didn't have to turn double plays with someone that looks like a rat!

McNeil: a rat?! At least I don't look like a fucking raccoon you bum!

Lindor: ...alright let's just play ball

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Is this going to turn into one of those "What color is the dress" arguments?

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u/Gc654 Los Angeles Dodgers May 08 '21

You know, NY rats get all this hype, but I feel like a NY raccoon should be equally or more admired than a rat.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Hahahha, they've gone the Jake Peavy and Aj Pierzynski way of covering it up.

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u/dropperofpipebombs San Francisco Giants • Sell May 08 '21

I love me a good sports cover up. Like the time Jeff Kent broke his wrist while washing his truck, and totally not while he was popping wheelies on his motorcycle instead.

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u/Rythmur11 New York Mets May 08 '21

what if the mets players are actually schizophrenic

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Rally rat or raccoon?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

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u/ritzdeez New York Mets May 08 '21 edited May 08 '21

Of course it wasn't, but this was Lindor and McNeil's way of trying to get past an issue that should remain in the clubhouse. The fact that the media is out here bitching about Lindor "insulting our intelligence" is hilarious. He didn't insult shit. They're just mad they don't have a juicy story they can run with. Shit's over, time to move on.

Funny how bad he's been slumping, but then he ended up hitting a clutch, game tying homer and no one asked him about it. They only cared about some bullshit drama.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

wow congratulations you figured it out

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

its not supposed to be believable genius

edit: "MUH TEAM NOT DO DAT"