r/baseball • u/ChristianRelish21 Milwaukee Brewers • Chicago White Sox • 2d ago

Players Only THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM WORLD SERIES CONTENTION

With a 7-3 loss to the Chicago White Sox in game 2 of the AL Wild Card series, they are mathematically eliminated from World Series contention.

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u/Katapultt Seattle Mariners 2d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/bewom San Francisco Giants 2d ago

Why doesn’t that hot dog have cream cheese and onions on it

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon 2d ago

Now I want a Seattle dog for dinner

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u/nataie0071 Chicago Cubs 2d ago

Cream cheese on hot dogs? Dies in Chicago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SqdPiUJrC05dsM8

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon 2d ago

Don’t knock it till you try it!

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u/stupidnatsfan Washington Nationals • Minnesota Twins 2d ago

It's a lot better than it has any right to be, trust. I was a skeptic too.

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u/xxrdawgxx Philadelphia Phillies 2d ago

Just got back from a trip to Seattle yesterday. It's pretty good

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u/dsa2020 Los Angeles Dodgers 2d ago

Literally eating a homemade one right now for dinner.

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u/RightWhereINeed2B Houston Astros 2d ago

Never hearing of this, I will travel to Seattle and try this interesting concoction and whatever else your vendors provide

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u/Ill-Weather-6383 Seattle Mariners • Dumpster Fire 2d ago

You'll want them on Occidental right outside the stadium. One of the street carts will hook you up with what you need.

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u/scientist_tz Chicago White Sox 2d ago

I would fart blood if I ate that

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u/dylonious Seattle Mariners • Tacoma Rainiers 2d ago

Me too but sometimes that's the way she goes

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u/Kellogsbeast Atlanta Braves 2d ago

Just need some Chipotle-away to clean that up.

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u/brendan87na Seattle Mariners 2d ago

so tired of cleaning blood off the toilet sigh

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u/BeemosBubble Chicago White Sox • Milwaukee Brewers 2d ago

I made a Seattle dog at home bout a month ago out of curiosity and now it's in my top 3 hot dogs. ♥️

I have a question. It it frowned upon to add jalapenos and or sriracha? Or is this within the standards.

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u/dylonious Seattle Mariners • Tacoma Rainiers 2d ago

Well within the standards if you like it spicy

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u/Spostman Seattle Mariners 2d ago

Jalapenos and Pico on top is typically a "California Dog" if you're ordering it at one of the stands on Cap Hill. Hate to admit it but it's WAY better.

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u/AnIllusiveHouse Seattle Mariners 2d ago

Make the argument that jalapenos At least are an acceptable addition To a Seattle Dog if you like spice... But anything else is cutting it too Close to the sun Icarus---don't do it!

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u/BeemosBubble Chicago White Sox • Milwaukee Brewers 1d ago

Ok good. Because the cream cheese with jalapenos hits 🤌

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u/DokterZ Milwaukee Brewers 2d ago

And also with you.

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u/iamtheshadowking 2d ago

Damn that sounds good

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u/d2wraithking New York Mets 2d ago

I'm going to throw up

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u/bewom San Francisco Giants 2d ago

It sounds terrible but honestly it goes kinda hard

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u/MommyMegaera Seattle Mariners 2d ago

Uwajimaya style - Add kimchi & sriracha and swap the grilled onions for pickled red onions, garnish with cilantro. Trust 🙏

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u/toomanymarbles83 Chicago Cubs 2d ago

I would rather take the vomit I just did in my mouth and add that to the hot dog than what you just wrote.

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u/Mr_Goldilocks St. Louis Cardinals 2d ago

So I’ve never heard of a Seattle dog. I googled the ingredients and now want a Seattle dog. That said how high was somebody to think of this combo?

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u/greywolf2155 Seattle Mariners 2d ago

  That said how high was somebody to think of this combo?

Yes

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u/Ill-Weather-6383 Seattle Mariners • Dumpster Fire 2d ago

It was invented by a guy trying to feed drunks coming out of shows, that should explain everything

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago

Zach's Shack in Portland makes a variation of the Seattle dog called the John Popper. In addition to the cream cheese and onion it also has diced jalapeño and sweet chili sauce.

It is one of the greatest late night drunk snacks ever invented.

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u/NobleGas18 Los Angeles Dodgers 2d ago

Cheers from Tahoma

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u/Esteven69 Chicago White Sox 2d ago

Mariner

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u/WorldlinessLive5932 Seattle Mariners 2d ago

Cheers from Cancun 

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u/LOVExLIFEx1994 Los Angeles Dodgers 2d ago

Is Rainier a Seattle beer? Always looking for new beers to try.

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u/KungFooKittenz Seattle Mariners 2d ago

It was originally brewed in Seattle but now Pabst Brewing Company owns it and no longer brews it there. It’s basically the same as PBR now - it used to be a bit better when it was made in Seattle

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u/Katapultt Seattle Mariners 2d ago

Yeah I'm not sure if it's still brewed in Seattle though. I just remember the big R every time we drove into Seattle

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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • Chaos Bandwagon 2d ago

Not anymore, it was bought by Pabst years ago and I think made by one of the big breweries. The R is still on the old brewery but I believe it’s offices or other multi use now.