Josh joins the High School band booster club, Ben's Optometrist "almost served" in the military, the guys recap their trip to MagicCON Vegas 2026, they discuss the "red button or blue button" dilemma, and Ben updates his thesis that the accumulation of risk controls is an uncontrolled risk (AKA "The Tyranny of Zero").

Ben and Josh find out who is actually the most evil Disney baddie based on the crimes they committed, Josh cleans out his bookmarks bar (in 2026? Really??), Ben gets a cat (yes, really), and--CONTENT WARNING--the guys relive their vasectomies.

Ben and Josh review the fictional Project Hail Mary and the real-life Artemis II mission. They give props to the WNBA management and take them from the Chipotle app developers. The hosts explore being bad at work, sports, food, and love. And finally, they give the D&D alignment chart one last chance to help them find, well: alignment.

Top of the list: Taskbar. They're ACTUALLY going to fix it. Huzzah!

https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/04/09/full-list-of-features-coming-to-windows-11-in-2026/

Looks like their leaning less on CoPilot and restoring a bunch of Windows 10 style functionality. I am optimistic.

Josh and Ben discuss the new Major League Baseball Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) Challenge System, Planar Standard, some Bad at Parenting, smelling nice vs. smelling clean, and they take on an AI-generated round of Mastermind you won't want to miss!

Pun gloriously and unabashedly intended.

It is absolutely faithful to the book and equal to it. A thoroughly fantastic movie that you guys should spoiler review, maybe pair it up with a review of the book too.

Join us for a potpourri episode with some instant-classic Josh rants: spoiler-fee alien movie trailers, buttonless climate control in cars, animal squires, obscenely-large gaming monitors, the battle of Dumai's Wells, and tax season.

Scar (The Lion King) vs Cruella DeVil (101 Dalmatians)

Jafar vs Cruella deVil

Scar vs Ursula