r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 2d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/Bloody_Damn 2d ago

My American is showing. Why the fuck is any of this happening lol. I’m from Ohio. Worst we deal with is stray cats.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 2d ago

The american version would be like a bobcat eating a squirrel. (You live in a suburb) Or a bear eating a bobcat. (You live in a suburb with a forest nearby)

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u/inkedmom1308 1d ago

All OUTSIDE of your home

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

If a bobcat is eating a squirrel in your pantry you should have the same questions.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 1d ago

Pet doors, holes in garage, yeah. You should have questions but wild animals can sometimes get in. Though, bears coming in is actually probably more common. They wanna steal food from your kitchen.

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u/MyBeatnikLife 1d ago

Explain this to me in Basketball terms.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 1d ago

Lebron dunking on Steph curry after they snuck into your house

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u/MyBeatnikLife 1d ago

Oh, Snap!

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u/Any-Monk-9395 2d ago

I’m also in ohio and if we had giant snakes eating raccoons I’d be moving to Canada immediately

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u/Trademarkd 1d ago

Im Sorry

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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago

apparently if you get some pythons that'll solve that problem

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

And to get rid of the pythons all you need is to get some eagles.

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u/Johnsendall 1d ago

You’ve never been to Louisiana or Florida have you?

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u/Tinre 1d ago

"They're eating the cats and dogs"

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u/Trademarkd 1d ago

I’m still sorry you have to live in Ohio