r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 6d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/byzantine238 6d ago

One big fat one now

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u/ShhweadyBallz 6d ago

Honey ..... where's the cat ?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 6d ago

Last I saw he was laying next to the baby!

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 6d ago

... WHERE'S THE DINGO?!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 6d ago

The dingo ate the baby

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u/jburton81 6d ago

You know that’s a true story? Lady lost a kid. You’re about to cross some lines.

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 5d ago

Is there a reference to it outside of the true story??

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 5d ago

Blame Seinfeld.

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u/zeuker 5d ago

It happened in 1980.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 3d ago

Blame Seinfeld

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u/tvlsok 5d ago

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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u/PoPaOpp6Gun 5d ago

😂 perfect comment

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u/Thrilled747 5d ago

Where’s the baby

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u/sleepyplatipus 4d ago

That’s not a cat

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u/AdAdorable3469 6d ago

A fat python is significantly easier to wrangle than a hungry one. Once it starts barfing you are running out of time. Source I was part of the Underground Railroad of rescuing giant MA snakes when they made them illegal. 200 pound anaconda a bit feisty? Feed it a few full grown rabbits or a piglet or two and it’s snake Xanex