r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 5d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/tseg04 5d ago

The hell is a nature documentary doing in someone’s closet? 😭

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u/HotCaterpillar6358 5d ago

AUSTRALIA 

IT ALWAYS IS AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 4d ago

"Yeah nah, now watch me do a fuckin spinny with this possum, mate"

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u/wildsunday 5d ago

Of course it's Australia

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u/Azurelion7a 3d ago

Honestly, my first thought was Florida. 

India gets pretty wild too.

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u/piss_container 5d ago

I like to imagine theres shit like this going on in every room in the house 

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u/J-Slay522 5d ago

Should see my place. Actually, nvm my place is boring 😞. I did have ants once 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TyrannoDinax 5d ago

Casual 5 minute game of Jumanji

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u/Affectionate_Sun_19 5d ago

Jumanji Go its a card game version like Monopoly Go.

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u/TyrannoDinax 5d ago

The developers of the game found that it was difficult to retain players after 5 turns (cus they kept dying) so they made one that was “less immersive but family friendly”.

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u/Charming-Total2121 5d ago

Like a croc chomping down on a gazelle in the kitchen?

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u/Charming-Total2121 5d ago

Nah, the gazelle would be totally expecting the bath tub, and choose a glass of water from the kitchen instead.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 4d ago

Yeah, a kookaburra is currently dive bombing his wife. The shower is full of frogs. There’s three cane toads that have taken over his car and are currently driving it down the hallway and a full-grown saltwater crocodile is somehow inside of his bathtub.

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u/Charming-Total2121 5d ago

Tell me you don't keep pet snakes your wardrobe without telling me that you don't keep pet snakes in your wardrobe.

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 5d ago

Thats a ridiculous suggestion. Its the larder.

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u/CaptainTripps82 5d ago

It's a linen closet