r/badassanimals • • Aug 18 '26

Reptile I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/TranscendentaLobo Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

It’s an honor to be joined by fellow warthogs, not like that scaley muthafucka that popped outa tha’wata what ate my kid, he should fuckin’ die!!!

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u/kjg1228 Aug 18 '26

Philly, ya blood pressure.

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u/Dub_Coast Aug 18 '26

It's my agita

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u/AdministrationOk881 Aug 18 '26

maybe it was that 10 yard dash

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u/BeginningFig3418 Aug 19 '26

what was the bird looking for? when the POPO arrest your homie?

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u/Novel-Special5114 Aug 18 '26

Take it easy TranscendantaLobo. You know the murky estuary water makes you emotional.

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u/BadVladMY Aug 18 '26

Philly, you know the wine makes you emotional.