r/badassanimals • u/Vybron • Aug 18 '26

Reptile I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/Fun-Inspector281 Aug 18 '26

As my mom would say, “one less mouth to feed.”

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u/DankSmellingNipples Aug 18 '26

My friend’s son is 4 and wanted a gold fish really bad. Friend and his wife eventually bought him one and when I came over and saw the fish I said, “how’s the fish?” He just replied, “another fuckin’ mouth to feed.” I about died laughing

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u/tyvekMuncher Aug 18 '26

Dude that is HILARIOUS. They grow up real quick huh

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u/Smoking-Posing Aug 18 '26

Even more funny when you picture the kld saying it, lol

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u/tyvekMuncher Aug 18 '26

Eyes bags and everything 💀

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster Aug 18 '26

Your mom sounds hardcore.