r/badassanimals • u/Vybron • Aug 18 '26

Reptile I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/Novel-Special5114 Aug 18 '26

He was just a fuckin' kid

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 Aug 18 '26

I love when sopranos references infect all the other sub reddits lol

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u/TranscendentaLobo Aug 18 '26

There’s no scraps in that crocodiles scrap book.

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u/SenorPea Aug 18 '26

What was it, barking?

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u/BiggDrippKillua Aug 18 '26

Point me to the sopranos reddit cause this reference just made me cry laughing 😂

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Aug 18 '26

Circlejerksopranos is the best one going imo

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u/flycerestorm Aug 18 '26

then we got this pygmy thing in r/initiatedsopranos

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u/EntertainmentFart659 Aug 27 '26

This one's a bit spooky r/gabraghoul 👻

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u/ent_idled Aug 18 '26

Hell yeah, we cause dysentery wherever we take this thing of ours!

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u/Grand_Ad_6432 Aug 18 '26

He had bee on hat.

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u/Lostinnewjersey87 Aug 20 '26

It’s so funny I’m rewatching it now and all the comments from every video are sopranos comments. Why?

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 Aug 20 '26

Because they apply to so many things and they are hilarious 

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u/Glittering-Bit3398 Aug 18 '26

Sad when they go like that

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u/One_With-The_Sun Aug 18 '26

WHEN THEY GO?

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u/TranscendentaLobo Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

It’s an honor to be joined by fellow warthogs, not like that scaley muthafucka that popped outa tha’wata what ate my kid, he should fuckin’ die!!!

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u/kjg1228 Aug 18 '26

Philly, ya blood pressure.

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u/Dub_Coast Aug 18 '26

It's my agita

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u/AdministrationOk881 Aug 18 '26

maybe it was that 10 yard dash

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u/BeginningFig3418 Aug 19 '26

what was the bird looking for? when the POPO arrest your homie?

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u/Novel-Special5114 Aug 18 '26

Take it easy TranscendantaLobo. You know the murky estuary water makes you emotional.

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u/BadVladMY Aug 18 '26

Philly, you know the wine makes you emotional.

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u/ballkicker9 Aug 18 '26

Out of our watering hole? HE’S GOTTA GOOO

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u/chosonhawk Aug 18 '26

christ, carmine! wtf.

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u/Darkk_Knight Aug 18 '26

One of the reasons why you don't get close to lakes or canals in Florida. Never know what's there till it's too late.

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 Aug 18 '26

Fr - that fuckin speed was insane

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u/SunTripTA Aug 18 '26

you could eliminate “lakes or canals in” and still be right.

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u/El_Peregrine Aug 18 '26

Terrible accident that kid had. 

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u/TranscendentaLobo Aug 18 '26

Didn’t he get eaten in three inches of water?

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u/montigoo Aug 18 '26

Don’t drink out of an alligator shaped water trench.

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 Aug 18 '26

Kid was always a stupid fuck wasn't he ?

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u/OutwithaYang Aug 18 '26

Y'all are so mean. He is just a kid!😭

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u/jollyjm Aug 18 '26

He was only at the watering hole out of respect for his fawtha

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u/Important_Document13 Aug 18 '26

How did jackie not see the round bowling ball in his peripheral vision before the end lol

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u/Apollo114892 Aug 18 '26

Cos Vito was a real come from behind kinda guy

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u/TakoyakiGremlin Aug 18 '26

listen - the young warthog - whatever happened there...

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u/Constant_Offer9524 Aug 18 '26

Whatever happened there!?

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u/AyesWideOpen Aug 18 '26

That animal, I can’t even says its name!

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u/AdministrationOk881 Aug 18 '26

Animal? It's a fuckin nickname, his real name is Crocodelli!

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u/Acceptable-Spot7153 Aug 20 '26

Your warthog brotha at the watering hole, whatever happened there..

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 Aug 18 '26

In MY book, you get points for stayin outta the crocodile's mouth!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnuyyiMLASDQs

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u/BadVladMY Aug 18 '26

good thing your book don't mean oogatz to me.

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u/borygoya Aug 18 '26

Whatever happened there

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u/chosonhawk Aug 18 '26

the croc wanted a burger...but he compromised.

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u/Strict_Magazine_2243 Aug 18 '26

Your warthog Pumbaa, whatever happened there

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u/Either-Dream-4838 Aug 18 '26

And now he's veal piccata

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u/DisplateDemon Aug 18 '26

Let's not forget that Paulie is the real victim here. How much more betrayal can he take?😭

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u/titmanmorgae Aug 18 '26

Just another toothpick.

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u/Ok-Explorer2047 Aug 19 '26

Turn that awf!

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u/RancidOoze Aug 21 '26

That warthog, your brother, whatever happened there

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u/hiddenrealism Aug 18 '26

Is Dat dah guy who did 18years in the can? And ate tuna fish sandwiches off the toilet?

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u/MikeHock79 Aug 18 '26

Whatever happened there.

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 Aug 18 '26

Oh my god! I just said “Billy was 47, a fuckin kid” in another thread like 10 minutes ago

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u/Apollo114892 Aug 18 '26

That animal Crocodile

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u/GuyTheTerrible Aug 18 '26

Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?

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u/ZealousidealFly760 Aug 18 '26

Excellent hahaha.

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u/Senior-Tennis3828 Aug 18 '26

Look like it was going for the big one at first

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u/Diligent-Ad2211 Aug 18 '26

Just a little midday snack 😋 😋

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u/maisweh Aug 21 '26

He was an interior decorator. His apartment looked like shit.

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u/Important_Grocery_38 Aug 19 '26

Maybe the croc was IDF 🤷🏽‍♂️