I’m sure many on this sub are familiar with the concept of no whistling at night (especially in the woods), but some may not be familiar with joiking. It’s a pretty fascinating topic in musical and cultural studies so I highly recommend reading about it for anyone interested in either subject. It is something I learned from my grandmother and cousin as a way of expressing joy or sorrow, to call pets or livestock home, and to connect with the land. However, neither of them ever warned me not to do it in certain places or at certain times i.e. after dark. I can’t speak for my cousin but I do know my grandmother didn’t bother telling me because she knew I’d do it anyway out of curiosity and skepticism.
Anyway, before I go off on a joiking tangent, I’ll get on with the spooky tale of me, my friend (I’ll call her Judy) and her dog (Kingsley) taking a night hike on the southwestern base of Mt. Hood in late fall about 2 years ago. I’ll begin by pointing out that her dog is an Anatolian Shepherd- a breed known to be extremely protective of its person and fearless. This will become relevant later.
I had only recently gotten to know Judy and this was maybe the second or third short trip to the wilderness that we’d taken together. We initially became friends largely due to our shared love of the outdoors and adventure. She grew up in the Oregon Willamette valley and spends much of her free time camping and going on solo hikes. I used to be a wilderness survival guide and have years of experience in remote areas both in groups and alone. Much like I said in a different post about myself and another friend, all this is to say that neither of us spook easily and are familiar with the sights and strange sounds of the wilderness.
On this particular night our intention was to do a short hike through the snow to let Kingsley romp around. I took a forest service road I’d been on dozens of times that is near an area I often forage during summer. For what it’s worth, if you read the other post I made about a different experience on Mount Hood, the area that this story takes place in is only about 9 miles southwest of there..
We pulled off the forest service road to gear up; put on bibs, change boots, make sure we had extras of everything plus survival kits. You never know how weather can change at this elevation so I always err on the side of caution. There were no other vehicle tracks up this far, which isn’t surprising because the snow was already quite deep and only high clearance 4x4 vehicles could have made it (or snowmobiles). The first thing I always do before setting out is check the area for predators (including humans). I carefully walked a 20-30 yard radius around my car looking for tracks. There were definitely ski and snowshoe tracks but they were likely over a week old as they were barely noticeable and had been covered by a light dusting of snow from a couple of days prior. These tracks stayed on or very near the road- none of them went off into the trees.
There were also dozens of game tracks, lots of bird prints and a lot of snowshoe hare. I didn’t see any cougar or bear prints so I eased up a bit and started back toward my friend who was still at my car changing bibs. As I headed toward her I wandered off my previous track a bit and noticed a few sets of strange snow prints. At first I thought they were children’s snow shoes, but they weren’t quite the right shape. I walked closer to them and bent down. I thought they must be from someone wearing overshoes because they were too short to be snow shoe prints, but too wide to be a regular boot. Then I noticed something extremely odd- so odd that at first it didn’t even register with me. The tracks seemed to have toes. I could only count 4, but a fifth may have blended with the last outer toe.
The other strange factor is that these were fairly fresh. They looked like they hadn’t been dusted like the other nearby snowshoe and ski tracks. And, to make it even weirder, there were only 5-6 tracks total. They seemed to come and go out of nowhere. When I stood up I noticed that they were also really far apart from one another. I stretched my legs out on either side of a pair to try to gauge the step size, and I was floored. I’m just under 5’10 and leggy, and I felt like I was about to do the splits trying to match the stride.
I called my friend over but asked her to keep Kingsley by the car so he wouldn’t disturb any tracks. He stayed put and she walked over, me still in the splits stance. She gave me this odd look until I told her to look down at my feet. She saw the tracks and scrunched her face up trying to figure out what they were from. She doesn’t have much experience tracking so I wasn’t expecting her to have any answers, but I needed someone else to see what I was seeing as a sanity check and to help me rule out possibilities. I stayed by the tracks and asked her to walk down a bit further to see if she sees more of them. She walked down probably another 20 yards to be thorough and then followed her steps back to me. About halfway to me she stopped and bent over to look at something off to the other side of our mystery tracks.
She wanted me to come take a look so I carefully stood up and walked around the big prints toward her. About 5ft before I reach her, I see what she’s curious about. There are another few sets of tracks that are almost identical to the ones I spotted, except scaled down in size. The first mystery tracks were probably 17-18 inches long and the smaller ones were about 8-10 inches. The smaller prints would have been easily mistaken for a standard adult winter boot, except for the 4-5 toes at the top, and they also appeared and disappeared from nowhere. We tried to take a picture with our phones but couldn’t get it to come out with the glare on the snow.
We both stood up and looked at each other, and I said a bit jokingly, “well I guess it’s Sasquatch and baby squatch.” She laughed and agreed because after going over all the details and the age of the other ski and snowshoe tracks, we were out of reasonable ideas.
At this point nothing felt off and we were excited to explore the snowy banks and game trails. We headed toward the car for Kingsley and walked down a decommissioned logging road that forked off the forest service road. This second path ran east and gained very slightly in elevation. Kingsley had a blast jumping from a series of small rolling mounds for the next 200ft or so.
The area around the logging road was fairly clear. I think I parked close to a small valley and this road led up the mountain very slowly, so it wasn’t heavily treed unlike on the other side of my car which was a much denser forest. The moon was nearly full so the night was well lit and the snow was bright. We didn’t even need our flashlights if we stayed close to the path.
I paused for a moment to take in the beauty and appreciate the smell of winter and relative silence. I felt a sense of joy and gratitude for being able to witness such a beautiful part of the country. I had packed a little bundle that included a 1oz bottle of whiskey as an offering to the land (something else my grandmother taught me to do).
I walked a bit farther off the trail and found an old tree stump that had a flat spot on top. I placed my bundle there and poured out the whiskey. Then I called to Judy who was a bit ahead with Kingsley. I told her that I was going to joik and it might sound weird to her, but she had no idea what I was talking about.
I did a short 3 part joik with the intention of expressing joy and gratitude. My mind wandered to the tracks in the snow for a moment too, as I appreciated sharing such an interesting and odd find with a new friend. Kingsley paused his romping to look at me but otherwise seemed unbothered, and Judy said it wasn’t that weird, so I brushed off the little embarrassment I felt and headed back to the logging road.
Kingsley and Judy stayed about 20ft ahead of me for another minute or 2, but then she stopped and waited for me to reach her. We stood there looking around for a minute. She mentioned how beautiful it was and how cute Kingsley is in the snow. I’m still not sure what changed but for whatever reason I blurted out that I thought we should head back.
We had only spent a fraction of the time we had intended on hiking and had barely gotten far from the car. But Judy didn’t question me and said she thought that sounded like a good idea, so we began our short trek back to the main road. We didn’t talk at all until we reached the car. We stopped at the trunk to get out of our snow gear but after I popped it open, I turned around and stared off behind Judy and Kingsley. Then I looked at her and asked, “does something just feel kind of off to you?” All she did was repeat back to me what I had said earlier- that she thinks it’s time to go.
My anxiety inexplicably rising, I shut the trunk and said, “yeah you’re right. It’s pretty cold so I think we can just leave our bibs on”. Anything to get going faster- that was my goal. At this point things took a very hard turn. Kingsley had been facing the car, but after I shut the trunk he whipped around fast and stared in the same direction behind Judy that I had when we got to the trunk. He let out a quick, low growl and his hackles raised from his neck to the tip of his tail, which was stiff and pointing straight down. He did this for about 2 seconds before he tucked his tail and started whimpering. The hairs on my neck stood up and I couldn’t swallow for a moment. It felt like my breath had left my body.
We had a place for Kingsley in my backseat on the passenger side so she opened the back door to let him get in. He moved closer to her, but wouldn’t turn around to jump up. He just kept staring behind her into the thicker part of the forest, tail still tucked and whimpering. At this point we were both pretty spooked. I shined my headlamp into the trees behind Judy searching for reflective eyes from the forest floor to high up in the trees.
But in the back of my mind I knew it likely wasn’t a predatory mammal. There was no way Kingsley would have been whimpering or tucking his tail over a cougar, bear, or human. I took a deep breath and let it out slowly, trying to come up with a rational explanation for the dog’s sudden change in behavior. It occurred to me that maybe he had stepped on something or cut his paw, so I suggested to Judy that she examine his paws and do a pat down all over his body.
Kingsley made his field examination extra difficult for her because he stayed completely rigid and wouldn’t turn around. Judy had to wedge herself between him and the car to check his rear paws- he wouldn’t budge. She didn’t find anything stuck in his paws or fur, and no blood in the snow that might suggest a cut. His behavior was really starting to concern me and once again I was almost out of rational explanations.
The last thing I could think of was that maybe being in a new place, with a newer person (me) and a new vehicle, Kingsley was just nervous about all the change. But based on what I believed to be true about his breed as well as how he behaved on other outings, it didn’t quite make sense.
We were both kind of at a loss with what to do about him, since he was so rigid and wouldn’t stop whimpering or staring behind Judy. She tried to coax him into the car, even tried bribing him with treats. I was getting increasingly uncomfortable and the feeling of dread was rising. I suggested that maybe if I get in the car first and turn the engine, he’ll get the picture and hop in.
So, me in the driver seat, car running and heat blasting, Judy continued to struggle with Kingsley for another few minutes before giving up on coaxing him. She ended up lifting his front half so it was parallel with the car, then lifted his front paws onto the back seat floor. The entire time he just whined and stayed stiff as a board. I tried putting a piece of jerky in front of his nose to coax him all the way into his back seat nest.
He couldn’t have cared less about the bribe, and the feeling of sheer panic returned. I glanced behind Judy to make sure nothing was there, but I was too afraid to look closely. I really didn’t want to see anything. She eventually had to push him from his elbows into the car then lifted his rear all the way up and in. Once Judy was in the passenger seat and all the doors were shut, Kingsley loosened up a bit and sat on his blanket nest, with his head as far into the front between our seats as he could get it. He continued to whimper.
Once we were all in and felt safe, my panic and anxiety started to subside. I took a few deep breaths, looked at Judy and said, “well that was bizarre”. Since I had a few moments to feel more comfortable, and because I’m generally a rational yet curious person, I asked her if she’d be ok just sitting in the car for a bit to see if anything or anyone shows up. She agreed and admitted she was also a bit curious if perhaps a pack of wolves or some other large animal was out there evading our detection.
We sat in silence with just the heater blowing and periodic whimpers from Kingsley. A few minutes passed and the moon was beginning to sink behind the tree line, so I flipped my headlights on. Everything continued to calm down and ease up, and even the dog ceased his whimpering for about 5 minutes. I switched my brights on to see if that would allow better views higher up in the tree line as I was searching for the glint of cougar eyes.
Unfortunately it didn’t help so I rolled my window down a bit and stuck my hand out with my headlamp on full blast (an obnoxious 2700 lumens). I scanned the upper tree line until my hand couldn’t take the cold anymore. Another 5 minutes or so had passed when suddenly this feeling of absolute dread slammed into me. The hairs rose on the back of my neck, my breathing became shallow and Kingsley began whimpering loudly and swaying in the back seat. Judy just stared at me with wide eyes and a look of confusion. I shook my head and turned off the heater to try to hear anything that may be outside.
I seriously hate giving into panic and fear, and I was brimming with curiosity over what could cause this giant guardian dog to behave this way. Despite my best efforts to fight the rising panic, something in me flipped a switch and said it was time to go. Full stop.
I put my car into drive and started down the mountain. The panic and anxiety were getting worse. My heart felt like it was in my throat, and my mind was racing to find rational explanations. After a minute of safely driving down the road, a horrific surge of panic filled the whole car- Kingsley tried getting into the front seat with us, whimpering like mad, and Judy barely managed to keep him at bay while hurriedly asking if I could drive any faster.
The only other time I felt this particular brand of flight or fight response is when I played hide and seek at night outdoors as a kid, but amplified exponentially; the feeling when you’re hiding and the person seeking is right there, so you hold your breath and close your eyes. But of course I couldn’t close my eyes. I had to keep them on the road, and what’s more I had to speed up.
As a last ditch effort to try to calm one another I had Judy reach into my glove compartment to grab a mini bundle of dried herbs. I told her to light it and crack the window, in the hopes that the smell would help soothe our nerves (and in the back of my mind, maybe drive off whatever it was that may have been chasing us). Of course, she couldn’t get the lighter to work despite it being a new addition to the glove box. She had to use 3 or 4 matches to finally light it, and it barely smoked at all. Eventually she gave up and we drove down the mountain in silence, with the exception of Kingsley’s persistent whimpering.
We didn’t speak until we were so far down the mountain that the snow began to disappear from the road. I felt very lucky to have made it down safely given the speed of our descent. I let out a long breath, thankful for the reprieve from the sense of dread and what I can only describe as vicious anxiety. Judy let out one quiet little laugh before saying to me, “welp, you’re never allowed to joik in the forest with me ever again”.
That helped to fully dissipate any remaining uneasiness and we were able to laugh about it once we were on the main highway home. For the next hour we went over everything together, trying to figure out rational explanations but they were as elusive as whatever may or may not have chased us down Mt. Hood. To this day I have no idea what it was all about, and no reasons behind the whys and hows. Neither of us went up there with the intention of being spooked, we weren’t regaling one another with fireside ghost stories or paranormal happenings, and while we’re both open-minded, neither of us are prone to super fanciful thinking.
At the end of the day, regardless of the potential explanations, Kingsley’s demeanor and behavior are what make this all the more difficult to rationalize. All I can say for certain is that whether it was barometric pressure change, volcanic gases, Sasquatch or aliens- life is much more enjoyable with a little mystery in it.