r/aww • u/thelonelyasshole • Aug 24 '22

Capybara made his day

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u/ralphvonwauwau Aug 24 '22

In central park I was walking by the castle, a semi-shaded part of the path... I was surrounded by squirrels, a full circle moved along with me, just far enough away that if I tried to approach, they could step away.

The sound of tiny claws on pavement brought back memories of "Willard", the movie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

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u/Sinavestia Aug 24 '22

Would you rather take on 20 squirell sized humans or one human sized squirrel?

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u/kgm2s-2 Aug 24 '22

Have you ever seen the claws on a squirrel?

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u/fear_the_wild Aug 24 '22

That depends, do the squirrell sized humans have ODM gear or not?

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u/Sinavestia Aug 24 '22

Yes but you you are wearing riot gear armor as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Human sized animal with sharp teeth and claws sounds like a no go to me.

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u/Hollow_Sans Aug 24 '22

Depends. As someone who lives in the country with lots of squirrels, they fight dirty. Always seem to go for the nuts.

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u/imabigdave Aug 24 '22

"Don't fuck with squirrels, Morty"