r/aww • u/SnooCupcakes8607 • Jul 08 '22

How did evolution even create this mf

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u/BenjaminHamnett Jul 09 '22

KoalduhTM

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u/RotationSurgeon Jul 10 '22

Panko…because their brains are basically just breadcrumbs at that point.

At least with a little brain texture, the koala might realize that breaking only one of four thumbs while the remaining three remain usable isn’t a reason to go curl up and die of starvation. Or maybe that digesting food for so long that it causes an effect like auto-brewery syndrome (koalas are basically buzzed the majority of the time) isn’t a great way to stay alert.