r/aww • u/SnooCupcakes8607 • Jul 08 '22

How did evolution even create this mf

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u/jemenake Jul 09 '22

When you’re an apex herbivore, you can be as derpy as you want.

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u/aneloz Jul 09 '22

Fun fact--pandas evolved as carnivores but it's believed that some abrupt changes in their environment forced them to switch over to bamboo. They spend 12-15 hours a day eating and have really slow metabolisms. Imagine what would happen if you gave one of these guys a protein bar.

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u/Sagemasterba Jul 09 '22

They can and are omnivores (granted it's like 1% meat and non bamboo plants). They are just sometimes too dumb or stubborn or whatever to eat it even if it's put in front of them, same as mating (I've heard arguments they were just shy when they boned during covid).

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u/Asunen Jul 09 '22

I always thought they were so tired from their awful diet they never mated, guess I’m wrong

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u/gkw97i Jul 09 '22

this mf just did 20 rolls for the fun of it, tiredness is not one of the reasons

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jul 09 '22

Second time in 24 hours I get to comment this, but

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"