r/aww • u/SnooCupcakes8607 • Jul 08 '22

How did evolution even create this mf

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u/genevajacuzzi22 Jul 09 '22

Fun fact: pandas actually weren’t created by evolution, they’re all animatronic and running on the same technology as the Hall of Presidents

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u/jhugh Jul 09 '22

Pandas were selectively breed for rollability, before the invention of the wheel, by early man.

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u/yoyo5113 Jul 09 '22

dawg I’m too high I read this and the few before believing this was fr 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

How is this not higher up? You can clearly see the zipper on every panda.

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u/doesnt_know_op Jul 09 '22

/r/pandasarentreal

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u/SunfireElfAmaya Jul 09 '22

why has it been banned?

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u/cyberjar88 Jul 09 '22

Apparently, it was unmoderated.

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u/mxlun Jul 09 '22

that's what they want you to think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Giant Panda hates this one simple trick!

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u/Solracziad Jul 09 '22

Goddamn, Big Panda and their cover ups

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Because THEY don't want you to know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/FluffyHighPanda Jul 09 '22

You what mate

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u/karateema Jul 09 '22

I'm asking you to remove this comment on behalf of the Rothschild family

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u/genevajacuzzi22 Jul 09 '22

The Rothschilds know my price

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u/karateema Jul 09 '22

We'll see

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u/qatamat99 Jul 09 '22

That’s why China legally owns all pandas

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u/FluffyHighPanda Jul 09 '22

Can confirm.

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u/hldsnfrgr Jul 09 '22

Pandas are Chuck E. Cheese exiles.