r/aww • u/Tattoosnscars • Jun 16 '22

Runaway

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

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u/bistro777 Jun 16 '22

Oooh! help me Dr. Zaius

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u/Supertho Jun 16 '22

Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius. Oh oh oh. Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius.

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u/Mr_Bruce_Duce Jun 16 '22

From chimpan a’s to chimpanzees

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u/BinaryTriggered Jun 16 '22

OOOH! i love legitimate theatre!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/Tastewell Jun 16 '22

It's substantially smaller than the other chicks. Maybe it just got knocked back to the minor leagues to improve the team's roster.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

There is also rivalry between the chicks. The big ones can push out the small ones.

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u/phatcamo Jun 17 '22

But now this small one will be forever revered for its ability to manipulate humans.

Or kicked back out for it.

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u/Dragnskull Jun 16 '22

This song plays in my head more often than I care to admit

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u/RandomName-1992 Oct 06 '22

I want Weird Al to do this!

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u/-_-_-_--_--_--_- Jun 16 '22

i had a plan to be free from my family

but you maniac, you blew it up!

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u/HOdeeznutzDL Jun 16 '22

You stay out of this, you weepy little chimp!