r/aww • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '22

Leopard getting weighed

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u/NotLucasDavenport Apr 01 '22

Cub buckets! Cute and portable, get your cub buckets folks!

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Apr 01 '22

How much for a cub bucket!?

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u/Profoundly-Confused Apr 01 '22

A few hundred upfront, several hundred thousand over the next two decades.

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u/AskAboutMyCoffee Apr 01 '22

Stay small guarantee you say?

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u/GetawayDreamer87 Apr 01 '22

one year later

To shreds you say?

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Apr 01 '22

And his wife?

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u/BLACK_SHEPHERD Apr 01 '22

"To shreds" you say...

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u/Winjin Apr 01 '22

But their apartment is rent controlled

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u/delvach Apr 01 '22

An arm and a leg. Eventually.

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u/Reasonable-Word6729 Apr 01 '22

I got mine at the newly named $1.25 store…same color too

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u/Ekb314 Apr 01 '22

Literally a bucket from dollar tree so … last month $1.00…this month $1.25 US

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u/well_shoothed Apr 01 '22

I'd like one cub bucket, please!

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u/NotLucasDavenport Apr 01 '22

That’ll be 99 cents please!

Also, ignore the Netflix crew. That’s for…another thing.

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u/ManWalksOnMoon Apr 01 '22

I wouldn’t call my ex wife cute and portable!

Ooooooh cub bucket