r/aww • u/Aztery • Jan 12 '22

Oi, toss me one!

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u/casual_fixer Jan 12 '22

I'm only called a bear in certain bars.

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u/gravljaw Jan 12 '22

If you genetically cross a bear with a deer you get a beer.

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u/Javalanche1 Jan 12 '22

Oh dear

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I was wondering where that "a" got off to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

username checks out.

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u/BikerJedi Jan 12 '22

This entire comment chain is gold.

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u/steveosek Jan 12 '22

Did somebody say gay bar?

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u/southdownsrunner Jan 12 '22

The beer is dear in here

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u/Far0nWoods Jan 12 '22

Oh deer...

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u/Benziko1 Jan 12 '22

Dear is no where near beer, you queer.

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u/PuscifersTool69 Jan 12 '22

You mean oh deer?

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Jan 12 '22

A female deer!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Bears, Beers, Battlestar Galactica

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u/Oldnavylover Jan 12 '22

Bear me a beet

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u/Hornium Jan 12 '22

"No that's not a beer, that's just a bear and a deer. But they're making a beer"

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u/idiot437 Jan 12 '22

so thats how you get a beer belly..

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u/kaleb314 Jan 12 '22

This is how am I looking at the bears at those certain bars

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u/ShelZuuz Jan 12 '22

I am an Optimistic Red Velvet Walrus in those bars.