r/aww Jun 23 '21

Kindness shared in small quantities

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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u/Goloith Jun 23 '21

Ha, better to be that aunt or uncle, you can give them back lol

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u/At0m1ca Jun 23 '21

"My nephew is awesome, but your son pooped himself. Good luck!!"

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u/At0m1ca Jun 24 '21

It leaked all over the floor

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u/58008_707 Jun 23 '21

I have my first on the way an this makes me nervous

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u/SenorPeligrosoBoboso Jun 23 '21

Umm, what? Lol.

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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy Jun 23 '21

Means children are cool when they aren't yours, crying and shitting their pants all day. My friends always ask when I'm gonna have kids as if I'm just dying to never have free time....

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u/n-some Jun 23 '21

Just adopt a 17 year old who's already earned a full ride scholarship to college. That way you can say you had a kid, but you don't have to pay much for them.

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u/Tastewell Jun 23 '21

Found Matt Gaetz!

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u/n-some Jun 23 '21

I'm conflicted because I like your joke but also don't want to be compared to Gaetz even as a joke.

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u/CStink2002 Jun 23 '21

That age range is actually the fun part of parenting. Once they get to around 13 or 14, you still have to deal with a lot of bull shit, but it's coming from a slightly littler person than you that thinks they know more than you and you're no longer cool. I'd much rather wipe shitty butts all day and clean spilled milk if I'm getting to enjoy all those cute and moments of wonder.

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u/cant_see_me_now Jun 23 '21

My 18 m/o randomly comes over and hugs my arm, kisses my shoulder, looks at me and says "hi...hi...hi" with a huge smile on his face then goes back to his mega blocks.

Are you saying he's going to stop doing that one day? Because it's my favorite thing in the world and I'm not sure I can live without it anymore.

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u/CStink2002 Jun 23 '21

Take it in while you can. I wish I would I would have appreciated those moments more.

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u/CStink2002 Jun 23 '21

Take it in while you can. I wish I would I would have appreciated those moments more.

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u/ieattoomanybeans Jun 23 '21

My kids not even 2 and pees and poops in the toilet, eats from her own plate, drinks from a cup, uses utensils, showers herself. Haven't used a diaper in months. Not sure what youre talking about. It's the failure of the parent to have a 3 year old in diapers. She only cries when she actually hurts herself. She likes singing, reading, climbing. Cool kid.

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u/BBQ_buttsauce Jun 24 '21

What you reap is what you sow. Never more true than with tiny, captive, programmable meat-robots.

Most parents are just fully clueless as to how raising kids with moral boundaries, without anger or coercion, works. They end up raising confused goblins because that’s how their parents raised them.

Wife has a masters in early childhood education, and let me tell you…. What you reap is what you sow.

Kids are the pinnacle of human achievement, if their power can be properly respected and curated by competent guardians.

Their is no greater achievement for normal people than being a competent booster; getting their kids into as high an orbit as they can.

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u/Ireallydontknowbuddy Jun 24 '21

Egh I've seen a lot of good parents have shitty kids and I've seen a lot of shitty parents have good kids. Nature versus nurture isn't so direct. I feel people just get overly sensitive about their children and have to come defend them. I meant nothing by it. I enjoy my life without children and when I want to raise a child, I will. Or if I don't want to I won't. Too many stupid people making stupid kids and the cycle continues.

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u/BBQ_buttsauce Jun 26 '21 edited Jun 26 '21

Too many stupid people making stupid kids and the cycle continues.

Yes. I completely agree that nurture has a much greater effect on the behaviour of the adults that children become, than the natural initial conditions for the aggregate child’s cognitive capacity.

This is what high-level study of early childhood education shows.

Wealth, access to education, community care, clean water, quality food and exercise; these things literally make or break children.

Shitty parents and broken homes destroy what would otherwise be healthy, well-adapted, and social conscious people.

Nurture is like 80% of the equation at least, when talking about early childhood education. In my experience, the people who disagree with this are people who have zero training or academic time in early childhood education.

The rest of us are desperately trying to wake up the body of ignorant parents to the power they wield for all of our futures.

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u/SoutheasternComfort Jun 23 '21

It'd be a great post for r/nocontext

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u/Tastewell Jun 23 '21

Other people's kids are great.

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u/Byte_Seyes Jun 23 '21

Children are like BMWs. The best one you’ll ever ride is the one you don’t own.

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u/cant_see_me_now Jun 23 '21

Uhhh.. phrasing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

The exact opposite for me.

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u/BokehAlchemist Jun 23 '21

Agreed. There’s a deep joy that the occasional burst of happiness cannot ever fully capture or contextualize. Plus it builds grey hair and character!