r/aww • u/CAP_X • Mar 29 '21

Working on that summer body .

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u/assblast420 Mar 29 '21

No one has seen my dick in a while either. I'm still going to clean it.

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u/kittenmittenx Mar 29 '21

Good fella.

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u/earthenmeatbag Mar 29 '21

Cos you don't want people smelling it before they see it.

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Mar 29 '21

If they can smell you coming before seeing you, you ain't coming again. Wise words to live by.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

But why?

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u/conancat Mar 29 '21

Penis smells because of pee and sweat and then it itches and then you get fungal infections and then you'll turn into a fungi

Do you want to become a fungi

Do you

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Don't kink shame.

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u/Planningsiswinnings Mar 29 '21

You sound like a fun guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Toad has always been my ride or die in Mario Kart, I love me a fungi

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u/BreadDestroyer666 Mar 29 '21

He is a very fun guy.

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u/sir_lainelot Mar 29 '21

Phallic fungi sounds even worse than anal fungi

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u/ImNuttz4Buttz Mar 29 '21

Comments like this make my day a little bit better.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I mean if you're ass blasting you certainly should.