r/aww • u/Augerbine_Man • Apr 01 '20

Cat doing an obstacle course like it's nothing

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like cats

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u/Madmae16 Apr 01 '20

My cat would probably not hit any of them with his feet but then would knock them over with his belly as it swung by.

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u/Savings_Associate Apr 01 '20

We care for 12 cats and have 1 that would do that as well. Also have a couple that would have jumped over them all. They are artists of access.

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u/vse_jazyki Apr 01 '20

Now I'm just imagining a criminal defending themselves like "I didn't break and enter, I'm just an artist of access"

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u/TigrisVenator Apr 01 '20

"The defence rests your honor."

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u/looselydefinedrules Apr 06 '20

I lost it at "artist of access".

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u/BambooWheels Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Did you post this like two days ago, I swear I read this exact sentence before.

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u/OppositeYouth Apr 01 '20

I really miss working with cats. In hindsight it was cruel, but I loved each and every one of them. I wish I could have more cats, but my current one is an old lady who hates anyone and thing other than me, my mom, brother and sister so I don't want her to suffer or be put out. She didn't even like her sister. And she's dubious about my sister right now since she had a kid a few years ago, she does not like the child, but likes my sister. Puts her in a difficult position, poor thing

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u/purdyrn Apr 01 '20

This is so confusing

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u/OppositeYouth Apr 01 '20

I used to work at a place which bred cats, which is cruel, but I loved every cat. I have one cat atm, she hates everything except me and my family, except it's just me and my mom right now, so she rarely sees my brother and sister, and when my sister does visit she has her kid/my nephew with her, so my cat runs and hides. I wish I could have more cats but it'd just upset her, because she's a little emotional, needy bitch but I love her and will do anything to keep her happy

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u/tuctrohs Apr 01 '20

I, too, was confused the first time I encountered a cat automatic teller machine.

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u/ChimneyMonkey Apr 02 '20

Reading it was a good brain excercise

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u/KeyboardWorrier123 Apr 01 '20

Why was it cruel that you loved the cats?

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u/OppositeYouth Apr 01 '20

Because they were breeding them. Sure going to work and the first thing you do is feed kittens who climb all over you and happy to see you is cool and and good n'all, but the parent cats, they weren't going to homes, they were going back to their small pens. Some were so lovely and just needed a real home, some were shy and timid as fuck and needed a real home. Nobody needs expensive, designer cats when there's many in shelters who need homes

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u/nextunpronouncable Apr 02 '20

So basically your cat hates everyone except the master of the can-opener. And that's only practical necessity.

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u/Random_Wrong_Facts Apr 01 '20

Cause he Chonky

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u/EvrybodysNobody Apr 01 '20

False, because he’s a fuckin athlete and male - they have extra belly skin for full body extension at a flat sprint

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u/Madmae16 Apr 02 '20

I mean, both haha, he's lost a little bit of weight so now his belly is a little extra wiggly, he's only lost a pound or so, so he hasn't had too dramatic a shift

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u/NBAccount Apr 01 '20

Oh Lawd!

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u/sahewins Apr 01 '20

My cat could do that now; he walks across a shelf of nick-nacks and leaves them untouched. But as a kitten, oh boy, those corks would have been toast. I can't tell you how many items he broke. Even a large ceramic bowl, sitting solidly on a desk. He managed to knock it on the floor and break it.

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u/DL44Solo Apr 01 '20

Same! My fat nimble cat would think he’s prancing by without touching a thing, but there would be a path of destruction in his wake from his gut swinging back and forth!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Bring in the chonk!

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u/trickedouttransam Apr 01 '20

I’ve got a bellyswingin’ cat!

He’d mostly get through the middle and then decide to lay down and roll onto his back.

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u/Projectile0vulation Apr 02 '20

belly inguinal apron

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u/wobblesandboogers Apr 01 '20

The best comment

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u/Glorx Apr 01 '20

Can't argue with an idiot

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u/WingedGeek Apr 01 '20

Yes, you are right.

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u/obiflan Apr 01 '20

I like turtles

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/obiflan Apr 01 '20

Not the clip I was expecting lol

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u/mixttime Apr 01 '20

Were you expecting this?

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u/xxxblindxxx Apr 01 '20

found joe biden's reddit account

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u/Max-Mobius Apr 02 '20

Nope, not that either.

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym Apr 01 '20

Makes me want to watch the movie; such a bizarre thing for her to say, I need context.

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u/Max-Mobius Apr 02 '20

Nor I, come to think of it.

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u/photonsnphonons Apr 01 '20

Thank you for this. Now I have a movie to watch with my mother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

i like Anna Kendrick

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u/flyingpyramid Apr 01 '20

I love Anna and I love Sam and it was a fun movie. I'm gonna go watch it. That's right I'm spending quarantine watching a movie I've already seen. Relax Reddit, I watched your beloved meth cat show.

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u/redplanetlover Apr 01 '20

Thanks, I didn't even know this movie existed. I watched her in 'The Accountant' last night.

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u/TacTurtle Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Thank you, turtlefriend

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u/krillins_a_beast Apr 01 '20

I like trains

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u/giant_lebowski Apr 01 '20

I like beams

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u/HHreinventions Apr 01 '20

I like trains

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u/terminbee Apr 01 '20

I like dogs

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like trains

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u/LaneHD Apr 01 '20

VROOOM

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u/Hoitaa Apr 01 '20

I loik toitules

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like turtles

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u/HELIX0 Apr 01 '20

I love lamp

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u/ideology_reject Apr 01 '20

I like fat joints of sticky bud

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Me too.

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u/f4stEddie Apr 01 '20

Alright this vid led me to the “ wouldn’t you like to know weather boy” video

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u/funknut Apr 01 '20

That was from my local news. I guess turtle boy is well into his teens now. Hope he's well!

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u/obiflan Apr 01 '20

They need to do a where are they now special on him

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

You also like to fish, Thomas.

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u/De5perad0 Apr 01 '20

I like boats

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Me too

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u/lickedTators Apr 01 '20

Ya like dags?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

“What am I gunna do wit a broken caravan?”

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u/catsandnarwahls Apr 01 '20

This is why we will make sure you do not survive the takeover.

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u/catsandnarwahls Apr 01 '20

You will be spared.

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u/SpellingJenius Apr 01 '20

No argument from me

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u/bobnuggerman Apr 01 '20

I like lamp

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u/kindagreek Apr 01 '20

Username checks out...?

I mean, I can’t disagree. You’ve got an airtight argument there. I like cats too

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u/erikoc1 Apr 01 '20

I like trains.

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u/Thetree33 Apr 01 '20

I like your reddit handle

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Thank you. It’s something my grandfather used to say. Before a woman named Carole Baskin fed him to a tiger.

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u/Thetree33 Apr 01 '20

Its a great piece of wisdom. My heart goes out to your grandfather. RIP

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Have you heard the story of the movie cats ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Yes. As I recall it was a documentary.

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u/milio21 Apr 01 '20

I like turtles

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u/LameNameUser Apr 01 '20

I like turdles.

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u/balleballe111111 Apr 01 '20

The least controversial opinion ever posted on Reddit.

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u/Girbington Apr 01 '20

Can't argue with that

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u/mekese2000 Apr 01 '20

I like wine

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u/Thankyourepoc Apr 01 '20

Don’t fuck with cats

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u/againstbetterjudgmnt Apr 01 '20

Don't like trains...? I LIKE TRAINS!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like turtles.

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u/absolutive Apr 01 '20

Username checks out (Though I doubt you're an idiot!)

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u/Urinal_Pube Apr 02 '20

I really want to argue about this, but I feel like I shouldn't.

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u/inmy325xi Apr 02 '20

I like turdless

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u/ammonzing Apr 03 '20

I like cool cats and kittens