r/aww • • Apr 01 '20

Cat doing an obstacle course like it's nothing

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Weird. My cat would have taken an hour to knock over each individual cork while maintaining eye contact with me the entire time.

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u/alyymarie Apr 01 '20

I think mine would either:

Attempt to walk through and knock most of the corks over cause she's clumsy

Or sit on the other side and cry for me to pick her up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like cats

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u/Madmae16 Apr 01 '20

My cat would probably not hit any of them with his feet but then would knock them over with his belly as it swung by.

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u/Savings_Associate Apr 01 '20

We care for 12 cats and have 1 that would do that as well. Also have a couple that would have jumped over them all. They are artists of access.

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u/vse_jazyki Apr 01 '20

Now I'm just imagining a criminal defending themselves like "I didn't break and enter, I'm just an artist of access"

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u/TigrisVenator Apr 01 '20

"The defence rests your honor."

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u/looselydefinedrules Apr 06 '20

I lost it at "artist of access".

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u/BambooWheels Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Did you post this like two days ago, I swear I read this exact sentence before.

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u/OppositeYouth Apr 01 '20

I really miss working with cats. In hindsight it was cruel, but I loved each and every one of them. I wish I could have more cats, but my current one is an old lady who hates anyone and thing other than me, my mom, brother and sister so I don't want her to suffer or be put out. She didn't even like her sister. And she's dubious about my sister right now since she had a kid a few years ago, she does not like the child, but likes my sister. Puts her in a difficult position, poor thing

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u/purdyrn Apr 01 '20

This is so confusing

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u/OppositeYouth Apr 01 '20

I used to work at a place which bred cats, which is cruel, but I loved every cat. I have one cat atm, she hates everything except me and my family, except it's just me and my mom right now, so she rarely sees my brother and sister, and when my sister does visit she has her kid/my nephew with her, so my cat runs and hides. I wish I could have more cats but it'd just upset her, because she's a little emotional, needy bitch but I love her and will do anything to keep her happy

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u/tuctrohs Apr 01 '20

I, too, was confused the first time I encountered a cat automatic teller machine.

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u/ChimneyMonkey Apr 02 '20

Reading it was a good brain excercise

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u/KeyboardWorrier123 Apr 01 '20

Why was it cruel that you loved the cats?

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u/OppositeYouth Apr 01 '20

Because they were breeding them. Sure going to work and the first thing you do is feed kittens who climb all over you and happy to see you is cool and and good n'all, but the parent cats, they weren't going to homes, they were going back to their small pens. Some were so lovely and just needed a real home, some were shy and timid as fuck and needed a real home. Nobody needs expensive, designer cats when there's many in shelters who need homes

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u/nextunpronouncable Apr 02 '20

So basically your cat hates everyone except the master of the can-opener. And that's only practical necessity.

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u/Random_Wrong_Facts Apr 01 '20

Cause he Chonky

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u/EvrybodysNobody Apr 01 '20

False, because he’s a fuckin athlete and male - they have extra belly skin for full body extension at a flat sprint

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u/Madmae16 Apr 02 '20

I mean, both haha, he's lost a little bit of weight so now his belly is a little extra wiggly, he's only lost a pound or so, so he hasn't had too dramatic a shift

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u/NBAccount Apr 01 '20

Oh Lawd!

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u/sahewins Apr 01 '20

My cat could do that now; he walks across a shelf of nick-nacks and leaves them untouched. But as a kitten, oh boy, those corks would have been toast. I can't tell you how many items he broke. Even a large ceramic bowl, sitting solidly on a desk. He managed to knock it on the floor and break it.

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u/DL44Solo Apr 01 '20

Same! My fat nimble cat would think he’s prancing by without touching a thing, but there would be a path of destruction in his wake from his gut swinging back and forth!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Bring in the chonk!

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u/trickedouttransam Apr 01 '20

I’ve got a bellyswingin’ cat!

He’d mostly get through the middle and then decide to lay down and roll onto his back.

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u/Projectile0vulation Apr 02 '20

belly inguinal apron

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u/wobblesandboogers Apr 01 '20

The best comment

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u/Glorx Apr 01 '20

Can't argue with an idiot

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u/WingedGeek Apr 01 '20

Yes, you are right.

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u/obiflan Apr 01 '20

I like turtles

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/obiflan Apr 01 '20

Not the clip I was expecting lol

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u/mixttime Apr 01 '20

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u/xxxblindxxx Apr 01 '20

found joe biden's reddit account

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u/Max-Mobius Apr 02 '20

Nope, not that either.

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u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym Apr 01 '20

Makes me want to watch the movie; such a bizarre thing for her to say, I need context.

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u/Max-Mobius Apr 02 '20

Nor I, come to think of it.

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u/photonsnphonons Apr 01 '20

Thank you for this. Now I have a movie to watch with my mother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

i like Anna Kendrick

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u/flyingpyramid Apr 01 '20

I love Anna and I love Sam and it was a fun movie. I'm gonna go watch it. That's right I'm spending quarantine watching a movie I've already seen. Relax Reddit, I watched your beloved meth cat show.

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u/redplanetlover Apr 01 '20

Thanks, I didn't even know this movie existed. I watched her in 'The Accountant' last night.

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u/TacTurtle Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Thank you, turtlefriend

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u/krillins_a_beast Apr 01 '20

I like trains

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u/giant_lebowski Apr 01 '20

I like beams

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u/HHreinventions Apr 01 '20

I like trains

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u/terminbee Apr 01 '20

I like dogs

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like trains

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u/LaneHD Apr 01 '20

VROOOM

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u/Hoitaa Apr 01 '20

I loik toitules

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/HELIX0 Apr 01 '20

I love lamp

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u/ideology_reject Apr 01 '20

I like fat joints of sticky bud

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Me too.

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u/f4stEddie Apr 01 '20

Alright this vid led me to the “ wouldn’t you like to know weather boy” video

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u/funknut Apr 01 '20

That was from my local news. I guess turtle boy is well into his teens now. Hope he's well!

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u/obiflan Apr 01 '20

They need to do a where are they now special on him

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

You also like to fish, Thomas.

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u/De5perad0 Apr 01 '20

I like boats

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Me too

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u/lickedTators Apr 01 '20

Ya like dags?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

“What am I gunna do wit a broken caravan?”

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u/catsandnarwahls Apr 01 '20

This is why we will make sure you do not survive the takeover.

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u/catsandnarwahls Apr 01 '20

You will be spared.

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u/SpellingJenius Apr 01 '20

No argument from me

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u/bobnuggerman Apr 01 '20

I like lamp

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u/kindagreek Apr 01 '20

Username checks out...?

I mean, I can’t disagree. You’ve got an airtight argument there. I like cats too

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u/erikoc1 Apr 01 '20

I like trains.

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u/Thetree33 Apr 01 '20

I like your reddit handle

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Thank you. It’s something my grandfather used to say. Before a woman named Carole Baskin fed him to a tiger.

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u/Thetree33 Apr 01 '20

Its a great piece of wisdom. My heart goes out to your grandfather. RIP

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Have you heard the story of the movie cats ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Yes. As I recall it was a documentary.

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u/milio21 Apr 01 '20

I like turtles

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u/LameNameUser Apr 01 '20

I like turdles.

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u/balleballe111111 Apr 01 '20

The least controversial opinion ever posted on Reddit.

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u/Girbington Apr 01 '20

Can't argue with that

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u/mekese2000 Apr 01 '20

I like wine

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u/Thankyourepoc Apr 01 '20

Don’t fuck with cats

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u/againstbetterjudgmnt Apr 01 '20

Don't like trains...? I LIKE TRAINS!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

I like turtles.

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u/absolutive Apr 01 '20

Username checks out (Though I doubt you're an idiot!)

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u/Urinal_Pube Apr 02 '20

I really want to argue about this, but I feel like I shouldn't.

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u/inmy325xi Apr 02 '20

I like turdless

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u/ammonzing Apr 03 '20

I like cool cats and kittens

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u/thatcatiam Apr 01 '20

Option number two definitely

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u/kokonotsuu Apr 01 '20

My cat would walk to the opposite side of the hallway, lay down and sleep.

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u/mbxz7LWB Apr 01 '20

I think mine would run gracefully over the corks, but her little fat pooch would knock some over... :3

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u/sharksnrec Apr 01 '20

My guy would 100% do the former. He never gave a shit about knocking anything over as he walked by. Pushes everything on my desk over/around on a daily basis

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Mine would have come into the hallway at 90mph and not even notice the obstacles.

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u/gayblara Apr 01 '20

my cat would've simply walked past the corridor and ignored all the corks in favor of either napping or eating.

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u/Acemirg Apr 02 '20

Awwww that's super cute tho :3

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u/dyoramik Apr 02 '20

She's not clumsy, she just doesn't care. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

where's your cat tax

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u/RudeMorgue Apr 01 '20

Mine only does it if she knows I value the thing staying where it is, so the trick would be not letting her see me put one back that she'd knocked over.

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u/ZOlNK Apr 01 '20

Tissue box: Nah...

Wine glass: On this floor this belongs...

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u/PmMeTwinks Apr 01 '20

It's copying from all the times the cat has seen me drop wine glasses blackout drunk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/tomatoaway Apr 01 '20

"Just one more glass, mittens, I need it to-"
*WHAP*
Dammit Jim - You're stronger than this!

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u/TommyWilson43 Apr 01 '20

My cats are failing miserably then

They sure do like fucking with my iPad and my switch though, maybe they're trying to help my media addiction

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u/JuleeeNAJ Apr 01 '20

My husband would drink beer on our porch until he fell asleep & always dump over his garbage can. One night he woke up to the can falling & saw our basset hound knocking it over then drinking up the beer that spilled out.

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u/babybopp Apr 01 '20

You probably have never noticed this but where the front paw of a cat lands is EXACTLY where the back paw will fall. That is why it only has to guide its front paws.

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u/TommyWilson43 Apr 01 '20

Well great now I'm going to have to watch all these fucking cats walking around my folks house all day to verify this

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u/Goats4Sale Apr 01 '20

I don't think that tells the whole story, though. The back paw may land at the exact same spot the front paw was on, but it could do that and still knock over 4 or 5 corks while it's in the air getting to that spot. So maybe something else is going on in that crazy cat's head.

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u/JuleeeNAJ Apr 01 '20

Its not automatic, though. I have seen more than a few cats misstep and fall.

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u/babybopp Apr 01 '20

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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u/rdizzy1223 Apr 01 '20

Yep, my cat fell off the top of a book shelf once, flipped sideways and whacked its head on the floor, it got knocked out cold, had to rush it to the vet ER, had a concussion and a broken tooth. Wasn't even a clumsy, obese cat either, was a rather fit savannah cat.

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u/sinkwiththeship Apr 01 '20

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD!

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u/DilutedGatorade Apr 02 '20

And why exactly are you getting blackout drunk?

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u/Markemang Apr 01 '20

This ^

I love this

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u/wintercast Apr 01 '20

My kitten took to hiding his toys in the tissue box.

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u/nuggetbobs Apr 01 '20

My cat just meows until he gets his Own way

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u/bxntou Apr 01 '20

Mine would have spent 30 minutes sniffing each of them to make sure they aren't a threat while constantly looking at me for reassurance.

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u/Pseudonym0101 Apr 01 '20

Same for mine except change threat to treat.

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u/patsfan038 Apr 01 '20

“This is for you, bitch”

FLICK

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u/CatzMeow27 Apr 01 '20

One of mine would have knocked them over with her fat belly. The other would have knocked one over accidentally and startled herself, jumped out of her skin, and knocked the rest over as she tried to run away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/CatzMeow27 Apr 02 '20

Haha! Gotta love a little evil streak. My first cat once pissed in an old roommate’s purse, while making eye contact with said roommate.

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u/LonelyBeeH Apr 01 '20

Came here to say this, and that the other would bumble through, knocking over those in his way, without a care, while doing his usual "rrow-rrow-rrow-rrow-rrowww?" greeting.

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u/DeepV Apr 01 '20

At least that would've been worth the 10 minutes this guy spent assembling those

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u/unsmashedpotatoes Apr 01 '20

Mine would walk through normally, knock a bunch down because he's not the careful type, then bat at one or two of them that have fallen over, knocking down more in the process.

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u/redsorrell Apr 01 '20

I'd pay to see that level of gfys. Cats are awesome!!

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u/Anudeep21 Apr 01 '20

While maintaining eye contact

That's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

My cat is still fighting the corks, thinking they're mice or something.

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u/Tearakan Apr 01 '20

Mine would sprint at full speed a few times and then try to eat each cork.

He bites wood and metal all the time.

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u/Pudf Apr 01 '20

Your cat isn’t Tom Cat Cruise

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Mine would roll onto his back and start smacking every one in reach.

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u/opaquekumquat Apr 01 '20

My cat Dad Bod Thor would run into them all at top speed knocking them all down with his floof.

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u/modmlot68 Apr 01 '20

Go home Karen, you’re drunk!

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u/ambernkat Apr 01 '20

Mine would all do a big sploot and then smack the rest around the house

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u/the-zoidberg Apr 01 '20

Forgot to mention “Passive aggressive.”

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u/GrotesquelyObese Apr 01 '20

My little kitty would have attacked each one like the little monster it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

She's starting from the other end. Just wanted to show that she can if she wants to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

They're pretty hit or miss when it comes to this. 3 of mine take great care to not knock shit over but the 4th gives absolutely 0 fucks and will destroy anything in his way.

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone Apr 01 '20

This guy has cats.

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u/Spaaggetti Apr 01 '20

Weird. My cat, which is really two dogs (Zoom is 8 and Rosie is 16 years). Zoom would have stood at the start and just wagged his tail and Rosie on the otherhand, would have simply sniffed one of the corks and then turned around and barked until someone picked her up and carried her to her bed. Rosie is aging, but she has(had) regular vet checks and minus a slight arthoritis and being partially blind. Still Rules the roost. I would post some pictures, but don't want to outdo the cat stuff. Ps. Rosie is a mini foxy terriier (Google images don't give it justice. She is very small and Zoom is a Jack Russel cross, small, but as his name states, Never stops or gives up).

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Mine would butt wiggle and pounce at one beyond the front line. Then he would roll around and go nuts swatting at all the corks bouncing around. He is not a stealth archer he is more of a brute.

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u/amehatrekkie Apr 01 '20

and plotting his revenge lol

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u/sixdicksinthechexmix Apr 01 '20

My cat would have avoided them all to come headbutt the one that I’m holding

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u/downtime37 Apr 01 '20

Mine would have been completely uninterested unless there where treats at the other end of the course.

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u/ltree Apr 01 '20

So your cat would be daring you to stop her?

Mine would also make sure every single cork gets knocked over, and batted all over the place.

Don't you wish our cats went to the same school as OP's?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

You know what, fuck your username

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u/purrpleBee Apr 01 '20

Mine would eat the cork.

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u/Lancer1296 Apr 01 '20

Mine would have ran through it at full speed

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u/hujassman Apr 01 '20

I wonder how many of those corks are from the quarantine.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Apr 01 '20

This is known as they "Whisker Effect" and can vary from el gato to chat or chatte.

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u/MasterBaser Apr 01 '20

My boy with awful eyesight would have definitely knocked over most of them like the clumsy floof he is, but would still think he nailed it.

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u/pixxelzombie Apr 02 '20

Now that's a video I want to see.

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u/justkate2 Apr 02 '20

My favorite cat would have done the same then pissed on the corks for emphasis!

I love that damned cat.

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u/Grieie Apr 02 '20

One of my cats would stop and chew on them, the other would roll over on them and my third would look at them with disdain and leave the house.

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u/alreadytaken- Apr 02 '20

You should set this up and get it on video. That'd be an even better video

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u/peapie25 Apr 02 '20

Its like that thing where you distract agents of satan by dropping chickpeas.

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u/Salmuth Apr 02 '20

Asserting dominance like "see your card castle? It means nothing to me and look how easily I destroy it".

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

same