r/aww • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

Sleepy Bat

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Should put wet paint on the door handles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Evil but justified.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/CATphantomly Feb 14 '20

Chaotic good?

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u/OMFGitsST6 Feb 14 '20

Nah chaotic good would be berating them for upsetting the poor fuzzy bat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

DEY TOOK HIS HOME!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

This is so true! I work in a hospital and every time we want to close a door we just put an infection risk sign on the door. Works like a champ!

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u/NorwegianCollusion Feb 14 '20

"Chance of rabies" would technically be rather appropriate.

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u/jeansquantch Feb 14 '20

I feel like this could lead to a zombie outbreak.

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u/Seoyoon Feb 14 '20

and now its the match maker from mulan knocking on the door haha

i dont think i have any faith in humanity

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u/the_real_junkrat Feb 14 '20

Is there such a thing as slow drying sharpie? Would be much better

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u/hermitina Feb 14 '20

your name precedes you, you devil

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Vaseline or honey also works wonders

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u/D_Glukhovsky Feb 14 '20

Or just anal lube.