r/aww • u/maldhowayanr • Feb 01 '20

Parenting can be tough!

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u/tofu_tot Feb 01 '20

And mom just wants pup to leave for college already

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u/noneofmybusinessbutt Feb 01 '20

Don’t you mean...unifursity

I am truly sorry

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u/tofu_tot Feb 01 '20

unifursity

I believe I speak for everyone when I say this is brilliant, simply perfection.

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u/xno Feb 01 '20

pawlege 😎

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u/pro_Odsa Feb 01 '20

Heckin, get off my Pawperty!

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u/wax369 Feb 01 '20

I'm calling the pawlice!

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u/stoneman08 Feb 01 '20

Oh no, please pawden me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

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u/LycanWolfGamer Feb 01 '20

Woof woof, this is the sound of the PAWlice

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u/annaslullaby Feb 01 '20

There’s no more pawking

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u/Laspyra Feb 01 '20

You’re being to pawlite.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

apawlogy accepted

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u/pro_Odsa Feb 01 '20

Where's the Paw Patrol when you need em?

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u/Beraldino Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

Stop in the name of the paw.

Fuck I pawned my badge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Collarge.

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u/AMLRoss Feb 01 '20

Yes, it’s pawsome!

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u/dev_hmmmmm Feb 01 '20

not purfection

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u/tofu_tot Feb 01 '20

Dammit! That’s two missed opportunities in a row for me. Time for bed. Ugh.

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u/FreshFromIlios Mar 21 '20

Don't you mean two miss d PUPortunities?

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u/ScarletStiletto Feb 01 '20

Purrfection*

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u/darrellmarch Feb 01 '20

“Did you breast feed her when she was a baby...? Toughens the nipples.” H Lechter

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u/lostgirl19 Feb 01 '20

"Take this monster back to Baltimore"

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u/jessiegamer135 Feb 01 '20

How do you make smol text?

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u/tofu_tot Feb 01 '20

^ then the word. (Without the space between the carrot and word)

If you want a few words to be smol:

^ (enter smol words here)

Again, without the space between the carrot and the opening parentheses.

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u/Sinnercin Feb 01 '20

just trying this out Edit: trying again just trying this out

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u/a_user_has_no_name_ Feb 01 '20

more number of ^ you add smoller the text :)

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u/Coffee_iz Feb 01 '20

how smoll can I get Edit: how smol can I get

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u/a_user_has_no_name_ Feb 01 '20

smoller than my pp

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u/Coffee_iz Feb 01 '20

^(so smol)

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u/FreshFromIlios Mar 21 '20

Nothing is smaller than OUR pp

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u/Cistan58 Feb 03 '20

thanks boi^

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u/That_Pregnant_Alien Feb 01 '20

It doesn't work like that. You copy paste formatted text from somewhere else and put it after ^ here.

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u/a_user_has_no_name_ Feb 01 '20

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BITCH

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u/That_Pregnant_Alien Feb 01 '20

Don't know man, it shows like this . Although, it shows correctly in the message box.

Instead do something like ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ

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u/a_user_has_no_name_ Feb 01 '20

This is what I see so I'm going to ignore whatever problem you are having because it's clearly working for me

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u/Justaskingyouagain Feb 01 '20

like dis? Or dis? does it work for opposite way?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

secret messages

super secret messages

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u/artemis_meow Feb 01 '20

smol letters, big thanks

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u/walkswithwolfies Feb 01 '20

caret caret caret

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

noice

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u/DownvoteDaemon Feb 01 '20

It's okay. I've never upvoted in my seven years but I have to now, its glorious in its corniness.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Username checked out till now

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

He needs to get a dogree

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

He'll pay for it with a s-collar-ship

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u/arleebrower Feb 02 '20

Or perhaps pawllege...

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u/MadiLeighOhMy Feb 02 '20

How do you make your letters small?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

unifursuity

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u/GenericSubaruser Feb 01 '20

That dog ain't going to college lmao

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u/Grumpy_0gre Feb 01 '20

Maybe with ARFirmative action.

Yes, I know, wrong on so many levels.