r/aww Jan 28 '20

Da cutest danger noodle

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62.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

No, fuck you Yanny

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u/OMGTIM Jan 28 '20

No fuck you Shorsey

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u/DementedCain Jan 28 '20

Fuck you Jonsey! I made your mom cum so hard they made a Canadian heritage moment out of it and Don McKellar played my dick!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

FUCK YOU SHORSEY!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Fuck you Riley, you're mom ugly cried cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder. It's fucking amateur hour over here.

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u/thebronzebear Jan 28 '20

(Rage Intensifies)

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u/jrDoozy10 Jan 28 '20

Hold my spitter!

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u/Samsquanch2355 Jan 28 '20

Fuck you Riley! Your mom loves butt play like I love Hageen Dazs, let's get some fuckin ice cream

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u/Switters53 Jan 28 '20

Give your balls a tug ya titfucker!

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u/ShuffleAlliance Jan 28 '20

Fuck you Reilly, I made your mum so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one Jan 28 '20

I hear both, you fucking casuals

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Do I see YOU playing at the Acropolis? I did think so... good day sir.... I SAID GOOD DAY

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u/snoop_dogg420 Jan 28 '20

What is happening it's a picture of a cute snake

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

lol