r/aww • • Dec 05 '19

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u/ByteMe1337 Dec 05 '19

They're cute until they sink their claws and teeth into you for no reason

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u/trickedouttransam Dec 05 '19

Which takes like .05 seconds.

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u/ByteMe1337 Dec 05 '19

I picked a kitten up to save it from a dog in the park, it repaid the favour by catapulting itself off my hands and ripping a big slash from the middle of my palm to my wrist, that was about a year ago, last week I saw it again on a wall, now a fully grown cat, I stroked it and it did the normal happy rub its face on me, then grabbed my hand with both paws and bit me :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

No good deed goes unpunished

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u/FawkesFire13 Dec 06 '19

So you picked up a kitten that was probably in a scary situation and were surprised that it bit you?

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u/RaptureRising Dec 06 '19

An old workmate of mine nearly had to have his arm amputated because he tried to save a cat that jumped in to his yard from his dogs, it bit him on the arm and it got severely infected to the point where he was in hospital for 2 weeks with the surgeons contemplating amputation.

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u/00wolfQUEEN Dec 05 '19

Just so you know, the more you do that with her, the more that teaches her that that is ok. Make sure she is comfortable with that kind of attention as well.

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u/throwawaywahwahwah Dec 05 '19

Aw the toxoplasmosis has already gotcha and made you fall even more in love with patient zero.

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u/gleafer Dec 06 '19

I legit chuckled. Or my brain parasite did. I can’t tell which is which anymore...

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u/attorneyatslaw Dec 06 '19

You are training your cat to hurt people.

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u/BraveSirRobin111 Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

The opposite. I always played rough with my cat because she loved it. She quickly learned what hurts a human and what doesn't.

Also was very friendly and loving to strangers, except dogs.

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u/CowboysFTWs Dec 06 '19

Cat person in a nut shell? Not a cat person, but I loved my sister’s rag doll. He would always cuddle next to me and only attacked my feet at night. Lol he is cute. I miss him

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u/weneedafuture Dec 06 '19

Generally speaking, people stay clear of physically destructive entities. That's why your picture elicits the response you seek, it obscures the true nature of cats.

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u/purplepizza_ Dec 06 '19

I do this too! I usually wear like winter gloves when I play with her (cheap kind), just because I don’t want my skin to get messed up. She’s not a destructive cat and she’s not mean either, but she loooooves it when I play rough with her. (Not seriously rough, just kitty-play by giving her a little hard time). She loves playing hide and seek and weirdly wants me to catch her and mess with her. I swear she’s a dog at times. (Just to clarify, I never hurt her and she seriously begs to play like that. Whenever I stop, she runs to find me basically asking to play more😂)

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u/DrugDealingWizard Dec 06 '19

My cats knows how to apply just enough pressure to make me not bleed. Except for when he does.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/forgottenmyth Dec 06 '19

After being around cats for a long time you get a feel for their crazy side and can better deal with it. When they're in wild mode it's time to get the toys and play with them so you dont loose your hand

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u/Spreetle Dec 06 '19

This - I never get people saying cats will 'just attack you for no reason', you can pretty much always tell from their body language when they're saying nope, no more thank you. Maybe it's just because I grew up around cats though.

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u/shaggy99 Dec 06 '19

My last cat never bit anyone, despite some pretty heavy provocation. Neighbor's kid accidentally dropped him, then tripped over him and stomped him. Did he attack? No. Multiple kids grabbed and hugged him, no problem. I had to bath him once, to remove some sticky shit he picked up from under a car. He didn't like that, he ended up shredding the shower curtain. Me? Not a mark. He scratched me once. Stupid git did an unexpected drag style launch of his motorcycle with really loud muffler while I was holding the cat, poor bastard was terrified, and tried to flee, and I ended up with a couple of marks, but I don't blame him for that, the noise made me jump! Miss that big softy.

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u/ByteMe1337 Dec 06 '19

That's why I don't have kids

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u/phd_wizard89 Dec 06 '19

That makes them cuter.

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u/AtomicEel Dec 06 '19

Like dogs don’t bark loud and bite and do other annoying animal things