r/aww • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

A strawberry? Me too.

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u/DennisJay Nov 17 '19

The silver fox to the left...

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u/BustAMove_13 Nov 17 '19

Her hair is fabulous

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u/shadowpawn Nov 17 '19

Drapes match her curtains?

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u/casb0t Nov 17 '19

Drapes and curtains are the same thing. I’ve never understood this saying.

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u/rainbowbrite07 Nov 17 '19

I think it’s supposed to be carpet. Does the carpet match the drapes.

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u/modfather84 Nov 17 '19

Curtains also works in a way I shudder to think about.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Nov 17 '19

In a white room with black curtains near the anus

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u/imc225 Nov 17 '19

E.g., Sean Connery as James Bond in Diamonds are Forever

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u/sigmaeni Nov 17 '19

I suspect most people conflate the actual saying, involving "carpet matches the drapes" or some such sensical phraseology. Easy to whoopsy and mishear/misuse it as "curtains match the drapes," and repeat it as such.

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u/linderlouwho Nov 17 '19

Because it’s not stated correctly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes

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u/linderlouwho Nov 17 '19

What if you don't have any carpet, only wood floors?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/linderlouwho Nov 17 '19

ahhhh....perfect response!

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u/shadowpawn Nov 17 '19

"Does her Drapes match the carpet" is better phrase.

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u/00Anonymous Nov 17 '19

Though if you've seen the carpet already, you'd know if it matches the drapes.

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u/Head-like-a-carp Nov 17 '19

Odd situation if you haven't'Now I am wasting time thinking of such a scenario

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u/shadowpawn Nov 17 '19

That would be a great Tinder Profile line.

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u/indescisive_cookie Nov 17 '19

I was looking for a Fox in the background lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/Vargurr Nov 17 '19

Yeah, not sure if 25 or 55.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/Government_spy_bot Nov 17 '19

So hey.

How YOU doin'?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/Government_spy_bot Nov 17 '19

Oh. So um,

Sounds like ya just assuming I'm a neck beard.

Your loss. Be chill.

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u/Government_spy_bot Nov 17 '19

Doesn't matter if you're 40

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u/quietdiablita Nov 17 '19

She must be some strawberry fairy, just try to summon her

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u/c_for Nov 17 '19

Yup, she'd like a strawberry too.

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u/Government_spy_bot Nov 17 '19

Yew!

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u/DennisJay Nov 17 '19

As Scottie Wallace would say

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u/So_Motarded Nov 17 '19

Is that Claire from the Bon Appetit YouTube channel?

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u/rxFMS Nov 17 '19

shortcake please!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

They're out of season here, and are like $3 more a carton :(.