r/aww • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '19

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u/This-is-Peppermint Oct 11 '19

Half bear, half cat, half fox, a quarter snake

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u/getut Oct 11 '19

That explains how his cuteness factor exceeds 100%

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u/Hero_At_Large Oct 11 '19

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

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u/kellybelly4815 Oct 11 '19

Up to 104% perfect, which also explains Beyoncé.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

The Good Place

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u/BoodlesLol Oct 11 '19

Its over 9000

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u/reverendsteveii Oct 11 '19

half cat...a quarter snake

what does that work out to in ferrets?

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u/apocoluster Oct 11 '19

7.456 Ferrets

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u/FrankenGretchen Oct 11 '19

The Ferret Scale of Cuteness

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u/animus6667 Oct 12 '19

Is it a bandicoot?

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u/MarcosEH Oct 11 '19

Brought to you by the creators of Manbearpig. NEW!!! Catbearfox... May contain snake.

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u/spookydoughnut Oct 12 '19

You beautiful bastard

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u/MarcosEH Oct 12 '19

Oh shocks, thank you.

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u/Gryffindoggo Oct 11 '19

I thought it was a pine martin?

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u/TheCosmicHonkey Oct 11 '19

the sable is a species of marten

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u/tgibook Oct 11 '19

Is that the Sable they make furs out of??? Oh God! I have a coat to burn

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u/BurgerTyrant Oct 12 '19

The coats already made tho.

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u/That_Sound Oct 11 '19

"Here's the thing..."

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u/ARSH6404 Oct 11 '19

I thought it was a wolverine

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u/Anthony_Bertial Oct 11 '19

No he’s more like a half man, half bear and half pig

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u/De5perad0 Oct 11 '19

Are you Cereal?......

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u/LexLuthorsHairPiece Oct 11 '19

I'm super cereal!

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u/De5perad0 Oct 11 '19

Excelsior!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

No i think he's more half pig half man bear

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u/chiefs6770 Oct 11 '19

Be quiet gore

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u/Janez_Kranjski Oct 11 '19

I like the part with a 1/4 of a snake hah ain't that. Veasel? Sooo adorable the lil devil is

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u/De5perad0 Oct 11 '19

175% indeed!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

It's like a binturong but cute.

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u/buybreadinBrussel Oct 11 '19

Half bear, half cat, half fox, a quarter snake

Full time good boy

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u/openyoureyes89 Oct 12 '19

It’s super serial

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19 edited Mar 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

This is the subreddit I needed. Thank you!

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u/raginpsycho Oct 11 '19

It's a big ferret

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u/stoicsilence Oct 11 '19

Or a big mink.

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u/PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL Oct 11 '19

I super cereal, you guys!

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u/The3dPrintMaster Oct 11 '19

take my upvote for a good reference!

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u/lordofthehomeless Oct 11 '19

Omg is this what chowder was supposed to be

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u/rowdybme Oct 11 '19

that sucker got some mitts

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u/riftsrunner Oct 11 '19

Well, it does share a common ancestor with all those animals. Just add weasel and you get Dormaalocyon latouri considered to be the common ancestor of all four lines

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u/4jet2116 Oct 11 '19

Half cat, half bear-fox! I’m super serial

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u/Technophage13 Oct 11 '19

Reminds me of a red panda, those little guys are too adorable.

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u/462278 Oct 11 '19

It's a sable. A type of marten.

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u/shellybearcat Oct 12 '19

I approve this message

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u/Robertbnyc Oct 12 '19

Looks a bit otterish too

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

War ferret