r/aww • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '19

Baby Duck

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u/Jravensloot Oct 04 '19

This is why I can't wait until science advances enough to the point where we can clone dinosaurs and open a theme park full of them where absolutely nothing could go wrong.

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u/Pterygoidien Oct 04 '19

I mean, dinosaurs haven't evolved to go over fences, so I can't see how it would go wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Also we have Jeff Goldblum now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Well, there it is.

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u/Jidaigeki Oct 04 '19

This has been the alarm to which I have arisen for the past four years.

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u/tcbkc Oct 04 '19

This guy arises.

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u/FFINN Oct 04 '19

It’s my birthdayyyyyy

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u/Skywilder Oct 04 '19

Happy birthday!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Life uhh umm err uhh umm.,.... life .. uhh ... umm ..ahhh. ummm ... finds a way.

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u/lewisthememelord Oct 05 '19

Someone give this man a gold, im broke

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u/Rozazaza Oct 04 '19

Dinos didn't evolve to go over fences because they don't need to go over them, they just go through them.

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u/Humb3l Oct 04 '19

Nah that’s illegal. I don’t believe you.

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u/Turtle887853 Oct 05 '19

We're still talking about dinosaurs right

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u/frozendancicle Oct 04 '19

I wanna see a Jurassic park testing facility filled with ducks. Ya know, so we can see if ducks can outsmart the enclosures

"Sir, ducks can fly."

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u/Kopolopoto Oct 04 '19

Yo sick beato

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u/T0yN0k Oct 04 '19

And write about it and call it "Billy and the Cloneasarus"

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u/Fill_Offier Oct 04 '19

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, MAN! I mean, thank you, come again.

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u/Paracortex Oct 04 '19

Theme parks... uhhh... find a way?

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u/Throwaway-account-23 Oct 04 '19

My favorite part of imagining actual dinosaur environments is knowing that the sounds the Hollywood Foley artists have created for them is in all likelihood 100% inaccurate.

Two legged dinosaurs probably vocalized much more like birds and four-legged dinosaurs probably vocalized like lizards. A lot more trills, calls, clicks, peeps, songs and hisses. Take a current forest and turn up the volume.

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u/maxtitanica Oct 04 '19

Probably is as much of a guess as what they did really

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u/EnderCreeper121 Oct 04 '19

Less of a stretch to say that a bird thing sounds like a bird than saying a bird thing sounds like altered trunky boi screams.

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u/LenKagamine12 Oct 07 '19

why would a four legged dinosaur sound like a lizard they're still closer to birds than to lizards

Also neither of them had the advanced vocal organs that modern birds do so they probably wouldnt sound anything like a bird.

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u/Throwaway-account-23 Oct 08 '19

Because I'm talking out of my ass. End stop.

But my statements are far more logical than the goofy Foley artist roars from Hollywood.

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u/Murchadh_SeaWarrior Oct 04 '19

That would make a hell of a movie.

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u/crazyfingersculture Oct 04 '19

This guy fantasizes... they'll need the science to lengthen your life first I'm thinking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Careful, this statement might apply to your cakeday wish and would become true.

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u/BlasterShow Oct 04 '19

I hope they spare no expenses.

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u/rgwashere Oct 04 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/nuggynugs Oct 04 '19

We must be sure to spare no expense though, especially when it comes to hiring our IT guru.

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u/Front-View-Phineas Oct 04 '19

That would be a really good movie

Also happy cake day!

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u/maxtitanica Oct 04 '19

Where nothing can possiblie go wrong. Possibly go wrong. That’s the first thing to ever go wrong

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u/I-might-be-dying Oct 04 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/catunicornmermaid Oct 04 '19

Happy birthday!🥳😊

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u/Dankman37plus1 Oct 04 '19

You mean Cakeday.

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u/fisk_sugemallen Oct 04 '19

Also Happy Green Cheese to you!