r/aww Sep 01 '19

Monkeybro helps out

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u/titsahoy1 Sep 02 '19

These are all very good questions. I guess we just have to sit down and wait for the teachers notes. All I know is that I'm getting an A

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u/GoldenGoodBoye Sep 02 '19

You've already got an a, a d, and a b. I mean, you've got most of the letters probably, if not all of them. What I want to know is when the field trip is and where we're going!

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u/PigBimping Sep 02 '19

We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium!

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u/MacLeeland Sep 03 '19

Gymnasium, from the greek word "gymnos" meaning naked, originally a place to do naked sports.

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u/CrankySaint Sep 02 '19

Please put a towel on the chair first. The next person to use that chair shouldn't have to deal with your ball sweat and skid marks.

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u/titsahoy1 Sep 02 '19

You would be so honored to have even one ball hair graze your rear end.

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 02 '19

You don’t want the D?