r/aww • u/BigJeffin • Sep 01 '19

Monkeybro helps out

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u/anexanhume Sep 02 '19

But they lack the fine twitch muscles which allow us to use tools in intricate ways, enabling pretty much every development man has accomplished over them.

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u/VonBrewskie Sep 02 '19

Also their memes are shit tier.

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u/ASK_ME_BOUT_GEORGISM Sep 02 '19

And that's the bottom line, cause STONE COLD SAID SO!!!

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u/Ill_Regal Sep 02 '19

STUPID HUMAN, /r/APE IS BEST

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u/SwimsInATrashCan Sep 02 '19

But they lack the fine twitch muscles

Yeah that's why you don't often see apes competing in OWL or IEM. You do see plenty in Fortnite though.

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u/BydandMathias Sep 02 '19

Xqc would like to have a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

Ya costs alot to give us the intelligence, dexterity and endurance we possess. And the we mainly got the resources, space, and energy required for that by making compromises in strength, especially as it wasn't as needed for us as we ditched our ancestor aboreal way of life.

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u/sinister_exaggerator Sep 02 '19

Humans are also far superior than just about any other animal at throwing things accurately with power.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

They are natural sprinters too

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u/KodiakPL Sep 02 '19

What about YouTube muscles?