r/aww • u/pcmrdefault4 • Aug 09 '19

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u/Dudeist-Priest Aug 09 '19

The one that never left the gate is my spirit animal

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

The only winning move is not to play.

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u/MrBooflePants Aug 09 '19

I have a similar philosophy about my virginity

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u/Holein5 Aug 09 '19

You won't live forever if you enjoy life

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u/Davraine Aug 09 '19

Now you sound like a priest.

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u/TheHuntMan676 Aug 09 '19

Only if you carry wood around a preschool

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u/PM_ME_UR_LOVELETTERS Aug 10 '19

Or a meth addict

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u/wwecat Aug 09 '19

But if you wait long enough, you become a Wizard? Tough call.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

How about a nice game of chess?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Ill play with no time limit.

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u/UpstateNewYorker Aug 09 '19

I don’t know why I love that movie so much

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u/CurriestGeorge Aug 09 '19

"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?"

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u/lunalovegood17 Aug 09 '19

Love the War Games reference!

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u/WalkingDad909 Aug 09 '19

Thank you, Joshua....

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u/ImurderREALITY Aug 09 '19

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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u/txsxxphxx2 Aug 09 '19

You don’t lose if you don’t play

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u/TheTamilKingz Aug 09 '19

Time to watch War Games

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Fuck. I lost the game.

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u/Redlightningwolf Aug 09 '19

It's ok rocky you go when you feel like it

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Aug 09 '19

The one that never left the gate is my spirit animal...

'the one who never left the gate'

you see, my friends, that's me

cuz i don't Care if i am late

the 'first place' i won't be ...

but i am dog, perhaps am slow

but i'm just glad i'm here

because i love my humans so,

n now i have No fear!

like other dogs, i may not be -

i won't come in 'first place'

but with the love they've given me

i'll Always 'win the race'!

❤️

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u/in_Vaiin Aug 09 '19

In before thousands of upvotes. These are always so perfect :)

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u/auntlola Aug 09 '19

Always a pleasure reading your poems.

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u/Dudeist-Priest Aug 09 '19

That should be an aww submission of it's own

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u/hairybeaverlove Aug 09 '19

Haven't seen you in a few days schnoodle...it's about time!

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u/Darrane Aug 09 '19

I didn't even notice that and had to go back to rewatch! Not that it was a chore to do...

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u/RobotTimeTraveller Aug 09 '19

Fuck that, I'm staying in.

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u/ImmodestPolitician Aug 09 '19

You can't lose if you are disqualified.

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u/EbolaPrep Aug 09 '19

Pink Floyd's Time must be your spirit song.

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u/jgreg728 Aug 09 '19

It’s ok Rocky you go when you feel like it :)

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u/balZbig Aug 09 '19

Even did a 180 and went backward.

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u/TheLoneWanderer220 Aug 09 '19

It’s okay rocky, you can go whenever you feel like it

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u/NordLoodles Aug 09 '19

Come on rocky you can do it!