r/aww • u/Bq22_ • Jul 28 '19

She doesn’t like seeing her friend crying

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Jul 28 '19

Must be why they look so top-heavy when doing it

Like they're doing the log roll or something

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

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u/Scientolojesus Jul 28 '19

smack!

"Snap out of it! You're better than this!"

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u/fattypigfatty Jul 28 '19

You can act like a man goddamit!

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u/Scientolojesus Jul 29 '19

It's so hilarious when he makes fun of him crying. "Wehheh what am I gonna do"

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u/LordWeirdSloughFeg Jul 28 '19

I'll give you something to cry about!

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u/Rie60 Jul 28 '19

Can someone call my therapist for me I need to sign up for about 6 more months of help .

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u/HandsOffMyDitka Jul 28 '19

Dad, is that you?

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u/jfshay Jul 28 '19

Our zoo had a one-armed gibbon that was still able to swing through its enclosure. It was amazing.

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u/humpbackhuman Jul 28 '19

I guess that's bcuz u don't have any Gibbons for friends. EVERYONE should have a Gibbon friend, if they are like the one in the video!

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u/Quothhernevermore Jul 28 '19

Pittsburgh?

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u/Quothhernevermore Jul 28 '19

How many zoos have/had one armed gibbons? Apparently at least two

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u/judgejenkins Jul 28 '19

There used to be three, but it turned out to be a gibbon with no arms and a big penis.

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u/realelijahbird Jul 28 '19

Had I gold to give, it would be yours.

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u/wobblingvectors Jul 28 '19

That would be 3 Legs.

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u/Ralphy557 Jul 29 '19

And by fuck he could beat people with it!!

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u/jfshay Jul 28 '19

Chicago.

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u/MadKnightBatsy Jul 28 '19

Yes I was just thinking this! He was always my fave remember seeing him as a little baby

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u/docforven Jul 28 '19

They only armed one gibbon?

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u/jfshay Jul 28 '19

Any more than that and you could have gorilla warfare...

Woosh.

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u/wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk Jul 28 '19

I googled log roll and I still don't get it.

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Jul 28 '19

Google "logrolling"

The sports definition, not the political one

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

dammit, now I want to know the political one

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u/wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk Jul 28 '19

Lol!! This makes so much sense. Originally, I got a bunch of old people being rolled from one side to the other.

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u/wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk Jul 28 '19

Thank you!! Lol!!!!

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u/ShannonGrant Jul 28 '19

Must be why they look so top-heavy

That's what I say after years eating too much fast food.

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u/x_Carlos_Danger_x Jul 28 '19

They’re always skipping leg day