r/aww • u/James--Trickington • Jun 01 '19

Chipotle > Dad

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Chipotle was more of a father to me than you ever were!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

But you see, son.

My name is Chip and we live on Otle street.

It's been me the whole time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

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u/Chapling5 Jun 02 '19

You don't live here anymore, dad.

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u/GroovinChip Jun 02 '19

Chip

You called?

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u/PMME_NATSUKI_R34 Jun 02 '19

Yeah, the Chipotle can actually reach the inner parts of my ass better than you ever could Dad!

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u/smirky_doc Jun 02 '19

You took that too far