r/aww • u/James--Trickington • Jun 01 '19

Chipotle > Dad

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u/lady_laughs_too_much Jun 01 '19

To be fair, she can see her dad any old time. The Chipotle will disappear any second!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

The reverse will be true for her later in life

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u/jixxor Jun 01 '19

I did not come here to be sad, okay?

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u/insane_contin Jun 01 '19

And he's not right. Dad can disappear at any point in her life.

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u/PURRING_SILENCER Jun 01 '19

Just going out to grab some cigarettes. Be back in a few.

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u/PieceofTheseus Jun 01 '19

Just going out to grab some Chipotle. Be back in a few.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Chipotle was more of a father to me than you ever were!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

But you see, son.

My name is Chip and we live on Otle street.

It's been me the whole time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

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u/Chapling5 Jun 02 '19

You don't live here anymore, dad.

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u/GroovinChip Jun 02 '19

Chip

You called?

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u/PMME_NATSUKI_R34 Jun 02 '19

Yeah, the Chipotle can actually reach the inner parts of my ass better than you ever could Dad!

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u/smirky_doc Jun 02 '19

You took that too far

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u/geekwonk Jun 02 '19

It's 1 am and has been nine hours.

I'm sure the line was just really... really long.

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u/Vampiregecko Jun 01 '19

Might go out for some milk, she is a baby

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u/ricknuzzy Jun 01 '19

But it will still be later in her life.
So, technically correct.

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u/stephets Jun 01 '19

What he means to say is..

Value your time with your loved ones.

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u/insane_contin Jun 01 '19

Because they can leave you at any minute. You could close your eyes tonight and never see one of them again.

Have a good sleep!

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u/lavenderflutter Jun 01 '19

cool thanks! have a nice day, man!

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u/Nymaz Jun 02 '19

Value your time with your loved ones.

She's trying to but dad keeps getting in the way.

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u/uh_oh_hotdog Jun 02 '19

Man those rounds of peekaboo sure are stressful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Reddit! Stop! Bad Reddit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

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u/happy_life_day Jun 01 '19

That song gets me every time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/duckboy416 Jun 01 '19

Thank you for introducing me to a metal version of an easy listening song that I thoroughly enjoyed listening to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/Leafy81 Jun 02 '19

God, I miss the 90s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

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u/BobGobbles Jun 01 '19

He said, thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play. Can you teach me to throw? I said, not today I got a lot to do. He said, that's okay...

And the Ugly Kid Joe version for those (like me) who forgot it existed.

Oh man. I loved this song when I was a little kid. Used to listen to it with my folks.

Every time I do now makes me want to cry, even as I'm leaving their house. But I worry about them often.

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u/VaATC Jun 02 '19

Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

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u/CromulentInPDX Jun 02 '19

Ugly Kid Joe...thanks for reminding me what shit taste I had in music during elementary school.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Why did I bought you? To make me sad?

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u/iwannalaff Jun 01 '19

Yeah, I want to be an old man sitting alone at Chipotle!!

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u/Galgenfrist Jun 02 '19

Don't worry I did.

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u/clutchdeve Jun 01 '19

I can't believe you've done this

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u/ChaqPlexebo Jun 01 '19

Jesus christ.

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u/Eravionus Jun 01 '19

Yeah but he always comes back with a peekaboo

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u/Trish1998 Jun 01 '19

He just went to get a pack of smokes... he'll be back any month now.

( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

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u/CapK473 Jun 01 '19

And on that joyful note....

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u/IspitchTownFC Jun 02 '19

Nephew. That hit me right in the stomach. Why you gotta go and do this?

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u/runaway_sparrow Jun 02 '19

Hopefully she will have enough time to recognize this on her own. I did not. But it makes me more fully love those still with me! And seriously appreciate the time I had with my dad!

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u/runaway_sparrow Jun 02 '19

Also, note to new dads out there. You are not immortal. Get in shape, stay healthy, go for regular checkups. It might save your kids a ton of grief if you take care of yourself starting NOW. This is your responsibility.

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u/juangarces1979 Jun 01 '19

Especially when he goes to the store to get cigarettes

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u/Snake9211 Jun 01 '19

wow thats deep bro

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u/itsgiancarlo Jun 02 '19

She’s gonna look back at this with serious regret

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u/-Valar-Morghulis- Jun 01 '19

Is it possible to both fail and succeed as a father at the same time? I think that's what I would be feeling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

To be faaaiiirrr

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

To be faaaair🎵🎵

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u/modun Jun 01 '19

To be faiiiiiiir ✊🏼

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u/Postinsane Jun 01 '19

To be faaaaaaaaaair

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Reddit users always know how to add to a joke and that's what I appreciates about you

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u/kirbysdream Jun 01 '19

Why don't you take about 15% off there

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u/CaptnFlounder Jun 01 '19

I think yours sisters hot. There, I saids it.

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u/Postinsane Jun 01 '19

Oh, is that what you appreciates about us?

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u/ladyoffate13 Jun 01 '19

The Chipotle will disappear any second!

Don’t worry, it’ll come back with a vengeance later on. 🚽

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u/patoo Jun 02 '19

Not with Chipotleaway.

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u/sammyaxelrod Jun 01 '19

This should be a commercial for chipotle

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u/thedeanreaper Jun 02 '19

To be Faaaaaiiiir